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i knew from the first sentence that I'm going to hate this book, but i figured I'd give it a chance because pirates. took a quick google search to realise that i already read a forgettable zero star trash by the same author last year. still. i continue, just to give my low rating a better foundation than this story :)

black's writing, at some places, is worse than a sixth grader who only knows english as a second language