"The teacher says to the class, 'Tell us about different kinds of beans.'
"The first little boy says, 'There's pinto beans.'
""Correct,' says the teacher.
"Another boy raises his hand, 'There's lima beans.'
""Very good," says the teacher.
"Then a little girl in the back raises her hand and says,
"We're all human beans!' "
She laughed. "That's what you are, a human bean!
— May 20, 2025 12:46PM
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