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HOW DARE YOU, CJ

I love that this follows so many iconic places/moments from the original trilogy. Even though I don't know these characters, it's fun to see other sides of the story I do know.

Ugh, Pinocchio is so whiny and ungrateful

Why do I get the feeling that the queen’s vow is a trick?

Oh my gosh, Trugg xD xD xD

Wait, wait, wait! This book has shape shifting dragons??? Why did nobody tell me?? I should have read this sooner!!!

Leo is going to be my favorite, isn’t he??

Rereading for a book club

Jiminy Cricket is much less creepy than this cricket

This isn't exactly how I pictured Odysseus xD

Dang, Circe.

Greek mythology is weird

I need a intricately written tv show adaptation please

:( I knew this would be sad but I didn’t expect this to be the reason

This is super slow paced but I’m curious

I know that Markus wrote YA/children's books before and that this is technically about teens (or some of them are teens), but it's a shame this was marketed as YA. This should have been an adult book.

I'm not sure how I feel about this yet. It's not what I was expecting but I was also expecting it to not be what I expected??

Tosca is not holding back in this one

I just really don't care

I feel the same about poetry, David.

The banter in this is so fun

I’m always impressed by essayists because they always have so many good details in their essays and I’m just like how do you remember all of this???

I like how this is divided by event and matching flower. Super cute

Sure, you can kill monsters, trap them, take their children. But that only feeds them, really. What keeps them at bay is facing them, having a conversation, sitting down to tea.

Oh no oh no oh no oh no

If anything happens to Choo, I'm going to riot.

I have absolutely no idea what is happening in this book

Gran is such a great character

I’m not sure I would enjoy this nearly as much if I wasn’t from Ohio. This book is weirdly relatable.

Cai Morrigan, you darling