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THESE TWO DORKS

Hansel and Gretel as monster hunters is fantastic

Gosh, Cleo’s great too. C.J. writes such great characters!

Ari is so great xD

Poor Sebastian.

Oh no, this is going to be bad

Beautiful, graceful, AND married to a dragon. Sometimes like was so unfair.

XD XD XD

N o

This is so dumb

There is just too much going on in this

Of, Mateo is rough… like she done messed up yeah but no compassion at all?

This is so fun. I need more slice of life stories to be mainstream.

I love that the chapters are called innings XD

At first I wasn’t sure about this but now that Things Are Happening I’m curious how this will pan out

Oh Hugo, you darling

I can’t figure wha r this book is trying to do

I get that she’s upset but this is ridiculous. The last time you ran off into the woods you got lost so why would you do it again?? This seems unnecessarily long for middle grade

I am so confused

This isn't at all what I expected based on the title and cover, but the narrator is really good.

It’s interesting that the sea monster isn’t a whale but a shark. I wonder why Disney decided to change it

I feel like this is just unnecessarily dragging out the conflict so it could have that “shocking” twists about the murderer

What

The problem with this book is it’s too long and Pinocchio never learns.

Hmmm… I was not expecting this

Like this is interesting and I’m eager to know how the murderer is and how it’s all connected but it’s a bit slow paced… like I have 200 more pages…

I like that this gives us the queen’s perspective and why she does the things she does

Fairy: Lies, my boy, can easily be recognized. There are two kinds of them: those with short legs, and those with long noses. Your kind have long noses.
Me: either way I feel like that’s offensive

Uh-oh

Shapeshifting has to be so awkward xD xD xD

These characters are so fun