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I love that Bilbo asks for Aragorn’s help to finish an song

Why isn’t it a bigger thing that Bella dreams the truth? Like all of her dreams are slightly accurate in what is going on a round her yet that’s not her super power???

I still think he greatest crime of the movies is that Glorfindel was left out. But who could they have cast to capture his magnificence?

Can you IMAGINE if the movie has covered this entire book? How long would it be? 5 hours? 6?

There are so many unhealthy aspects of this plot

Bella’s mind if manipulative isn’t she?

I love Andy’s Tom Bombadil!!! This is so great

This is hilarious because girls still act like this about boys. NOTHING has changed in 60 years.

I love Sam <3

Sam being excited about seeing elves and then promptly bursting into tears is so relatable

Wait a minute

I love that Tolkien just explained away his own retcon for the hobbit that Bilbo lied about what happened with Gollum xD

Rereading for a book club

I wondered how their origin stories would change in this. Fascinating

The lion and lamb comment doesn’t quite hit the same when their genders are swapped

I wondered how she’d adapt the Port Angeles encounter with a guy instead of a girl. Interesting

Can stories really change the game? Yes, they can. But only if we’re brave enough to listen—then speak.

I hate all of the name changes for this retelling. They are just slightly off enough that it bothers me.

Those two are so cute together. Especially when they commit crimes together

WAIT WAIT WAIT! Leia met Qi’ra and Crimson Dawn???? Where is this story???

Life and Death is just so bizarre to read

Yeah so the book is definitely better than the movie

Yeah so the boom is definitely better than the movie

Why are Alice and Jasper so great?

All things wrong in the world seem conquered by a library’s simple unspoken promise: Here I am, please tell me your story; here is my story, please listen.

First off, Esme’s origin story is SO DARK

Second, the baseball scene is still the best

I’ve hit the point where the dialogue is boring and/or coming across creepy

I didn’t realize there was a reason for the title choice

This scene just proves further than Leia is more like Anakin than Padme

I didn’t remember that Jacob straight up tells Bells the Cullens are vampires xD xD xD