Rai (is hard to please) > Recent Status Updates

So is the ACTUAL housekeeper gonna be sus?

“she was wearing mascara, which was new, and made her green eyes pop.”

Sometimes I hate being right

“You’re sending my best friend and my boyfriend away and leaving me alone for three weeks?”

They ain’t about to be your bsf and bf for much longer, I bet….

“You are a director.”

Well, maybe not YET…

“Sewanee told the driver where to go and the cab started to pull away.”

Watch him show up at her house cause he overheard her address

Tell me this mf isn’t the nephew-
iSTG WHELAN

“might be a little late.”

Try “not gonna show up”

“The idea that he would, for some reason, cut her off entirely was as absurd as the idea that the fantasy was real.”

… knock on wood

“It’s a good line, isn’t it? I want to change your voice.”

Meanwhile, I’m just tryna figure out what that even means

“It’s you.
*yours”

LMAO STOP WITH THIS *WINK WINK* NONSENSE

Is his accent fake too 💀

“Sage asked me three times before I eventually said yes, but I’m sure I’ve made the right decision.”
I elbowed him in the gut. Hard.

Eugene and Rapunzel who?

Are we gonna act like Sage’s fingerprints wouldn’t have been all over that dagger? And her DNA all over the place??

C’mon. Y’all are smarter than this.

Is it time for explosives now 👀

These two accounted for every possible obstacle… EXCEPT a panic alarm??? Bro. Rookie movie.

Tell me why Brandon didn’t just quietly tranq them before they even realized he was there

“I’m talking about international ventures that have taken this family enterprise well beyond its local roots.”

It’s so fucked up how innocent he’s making sex tracking out to be

“vibrant blue orbs”
“my channel”

💀💀💀

“Hey, watch it.”

I rlly hope this mf isn’t with the mafia and just planted a tracker on her or sumn

“I’m taking you to the best place in town.”

This is gonna go well 😀

Not the jeans straight out of the shower 😰😰 my sensory issues could never

“If they were onto me, I’d know before anyone was sent to take me out.”

Imagine if they killed his sister and implicated the Mafia so he’d send himself on a suicide mission.

Wait. No. He was still Zulu when his sister died… unless they suspected he was a flight risk?

What does it say about me that my first thought when room service arrived was “run”

Oh, right. It says that I’m a woman.
Rip

Should we not be sus that the mafia boys bugged her apartment?

“So the ends justify the means, but only when they’re your ends?”

“Did you know,” Callan began, speaking for the first time since I’d returned with our prisoners, “that you could have stopped this all before it even began?” (…) “At the ball.” (…) “I was standing right next to you then. If only you had been a little more observant, you could have caught us before we took your precious friend.”

4 the 1st time, I’m actually impressed by Callan’s callousness

“What are the odds that Paige and Henry randomly decided to elope and bring Lance with them as a witness?”

What this story shouldda been

“I hadn’t even realized how much I had needed it until I had kissed her.
And those words… I’m safe in your hands. I had needed to remind myself that it was true. That it hadn’t truly been me who hurt her. That I was back in control again.”

“Twisting my arms up behind me, he positioned them so that the back of my hands rested against the small of my back.”

Ooh yikes. With her face pressed to the stone? That’s gonna hurt.

“‘You’re not… afraid of me?’
I hated seeing him like that. Hated the hesitation. The pain and the guilt and the regret. It wasn’t who he was. It wasn’t who either of us were. We carved a bloody path through this world without being burdened by something as ridiculous as guilt and regret. And I couldn’t stand the thought of him feeling that way. Especially over something that he had no control over.”