Rai (is hard to please) > Recent Status Updates

Aphrodite would never tolerate Adonis’ behavior

What kinda dumbass waltzes into the Underworld like they own the place? And are we really gonna act like Lady Virgin-Lips would be able to pull off a kiss like that? C’mon, now.

“What other ways could she possibly create life?”

LOOK HERE, AUTHOR LADY. NO BABIES. NO FLIPPING BABIES. IF YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD, WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WHEN A LIFE IS CONSIDERED A LIFE, AND TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU—ITS NOT GONNA BE FUN FOR YOU

“The patrolling lawguards will find the maple-glazed sweetround lying on Lady Y’shennria’s porch, and wonder.”

Something about this line is just so beautiful.

Okay, I’ll bite. Tf is up with Alastir?

As lovely as that was and all... I feel like sex isn’t the most productive pastime when there’s a literal army rapidly approaching

then again, a mostly mortal army with inferior weaponry and little to no knowledge of their opponent, fighting on unfamiliar soil with only a 3:1 advantage... is it just me or are the stakes here not that high??? What kinda curveball is JLA gonna throw at us now 😪

“Heartmates”
Fuck offffffffff

Wait—ew. Is this a breeding thing? Were they gonna try to impregnate her somehow?

I feel like there are a lot of holes in this plan. Like... couldn’t the Ascended just say she was bewitched? Or that she isn’t even the Maiden to begin with? It’s not like anyone knows what she looks like.

So Duke POS was in love with her mom, huh

Is it nuts that I’m actually getting bored

why do authors seem to think that the faster a romance progresses, the better?
A week? She’s been there a week and they’re already (internally) professing their love??

1. that was sickening. I don’t care if she didn’t say no; I don’t care if she says she wanted it. That was horrific... and he fucking creampied her
2. When, oh when, will an h say she won’t be swayed by the evil man/men in her life and NOT change her tune a chapter later

“My cream”
“My channel”

STOPSLXJANEKFOGOAKWKFH IS THIS HOW THE SEX SCENES ARE GONNA GO TOO OMFG IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

I’m really into this rapid POV-switching. Great way to convey the high-stakes

the vision-baiting is so cliché but I’m not mad about it

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING AFHEHSTJEYJ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

see, I thought to myself a while back: “lmao what if Gareth isn’t dead”
but now that the author’s are being so heavy handed about it, I actually think I might be a little disappointed if he does turn up alive

YES RYDER GIMME THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMEMT

so we’re all a bit tempted to skip Gareth’s chapters, right?

look I really don’t give a flying fck about Gabriel

oooh what a special snowflake she is

Preparing for wattpad war flashbacks
in 3... 2... 1...

I can’t tell if this is boring bc it’s boring if it’s bc I’m over Wonderland retellings