Rai (is hard to please)’s Reviews > A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire > Status Update

Okay, I’ll bite. Tf is up with Alastir?

As lovely as that was and all... I feel like sex isn’t the most productive pastime when there’s a literal army rapidly approaching

then again, a mostly mortal army with inferior weaponry and little to no knowledge of their opponent, fighting on unfamiliar soil with only a 3:1 advantage... is it just me or are the stakes here not that high??? What kinda curveball is JLA gonna throw at us now 😪

Wait—ew. Is this a breeding thing? Were they gonna try to impregnate her somehow?

I feel like there are a lot of holes in this plan. Like... couldn’t the Ascended just say she was bewitched? Or that she isn’t even the Maiden to begin with? It’s not like anyone knows what she looks like.