R.F. Gammon > Recent Status Updates

Well, at least the romance is chaste!

(Two pages later)...never mind

Trying to convince myself to finish this like “once you get through it you can read the next book on your TBR!”

*checks TBR*

*the next book is Throne of Glass*

Me:

Me: any more incentives?

So cute!

Updated review to come.

I still think it should’ve been Patrick who sent out Em’s picture. Definitely would have been more realistic.

This book basically splits the difference between feeling like a perfect depiction of how middle school kids actually are, and making me think that they should have been high school freshmen instead.

Wow. I was not expecting to be quite so engrossed by this story so early on. But IT'S SO GOOOOOOOOOOD.

Oh yeah this book is a thing that exists

Oof, I like this.

LOOK AT MY SON
PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR
THERE IS SO MUCH MORE INSIDE ME NOW

*chokes* *because I’m super proud but also angry* XD

Oh my sweet child

Oh my goodness I figured out why the twist villain did the thing!

You know things are bad when the only Halderian who acts like she has any semblance of a heart is Trina

Ugh Tenger.

Okay, so I wouldn’t usually say something like this, but man do I hate Kestra for doing this. *snuggles my poor babies in a blanket and hides them somewhere safe*

Ugh, Harlyn.

Me? Obsessed? Nah absolutely not no way

No. No no no. This is a defective copy. It has to be. That cannot be the ending here.

*hysterical screaming*

I’m dead. I am DEAD.

Hello, I’d like to report a case of assault against the innocent child of this series

*jumps up and down* I KNOW! I know how you can win this fight! Use Harlyn as condor bait!!!!!!

No. Nuh-uh. Imma smack you if you do that again. You know who you are. *glares at character who shall be unnamed*

“Hugh needed only a single punch to knock most of his opponents unconscious, so we called him Huge.”

I have found it, folks. This is the most Jennifer Nielsen sentence ever written.

That person you hear screaming like a T-Rex? Oh yeah, that’s me.

Oh, my sweet cinnamon children, NEVER do that to me again. *keels over*

Oh, Simon's hatred of Basil will never get old. XD

When I wrote the first draft of my WIP, I let it be messy because I thought I could just fix all of that in editing.

I’m editing right now, and let me just say:

I am NEVER doing that again.

Current status: Being eaten alive by edits.

How are y'all today? XD

Me: writes a book with what I hope is a full cast of well-rounded, likable characters

My readers: pick exactly two (2) of these characters to attach themselves to and declare their children

Me:...is this what the author life is like

Google Docs' constant updates are giving me literal agony