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Really beautiful pics I think most of you would be really into. I'm really moved by this photographer: http://www.jeffsheng.com/#a=0&at=...

So... yeah. prepare for your own cold shower after this link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/tom-da...

Pfizer invites you to rim a dog. http://gawker.com/5929610/pr-dummies-... via @AfterElton http://www.afterelton.com/meme-07-31-...

The owner of the Dallas Cowboys (one tough as nails football team) has just said this at a press conference: "I want me some glory hole."

http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/jerry-j...

via @queerty PHOTOS: Olympic Stallion Danell Leyva Likes To Send Sexy Self-Pics queer.to/OhwVs9

(pics removed because for some reason my spoiler tags didn't work >8( and the pics are kinda NSFW)

\o/ RT “@huffpostgay "Matrix" mastermind comes out as Hollywood's first openly transgender director http://huff.to/PgumVU”

I'm interviewing the cover model from this:


Do you have any questions you'd like to ask him?

OMFG haha In funnier news. See if anyone recognizes the guy at 2:07 in this youtube webseries: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94DA4...

Bonus shot: Hard to tell it's him but at 17:29 in this episode of Criminal Minds.

=D

Hint: htt://stumblingoverchaos.com

How to be racist:

a) Make your main character white.
b) Call her the White Pearl
c) Make the ruling class black and call them COALS
d) Make HER the minority
e) Call attention to how the white people in your new dystopia are oppressed minorities.

HOW MUCH WTF CAN ONE NOVEL HAVE?

The Friday Happy:

It's Friday! You know what that means: LINKITY! http://www.stumblingoverchaos.com/arc...

TEAHOUSE!

It's that time again for a call out to you guys. What would you like my next blog post to be about? WHat interests you? What do you wonder about? Is there an author you want profiled? Or a cover artist? Or maybe even a model?

DO you have a post that you'd like to write?

Lemme know! I'm anxious to write something =D

Read it. But do it when you won't wake someone up with laughter: http://www.staciakane.net/2012/07/24/...

Dear Author has a new post about New Adult fiction. Love for you to go recommend some LGBT stories. http://dearauthor.com/features/letter... New Adult = men & women on the cusp of adulthood. Just graduated or about to graduate high school & college.

Status updates seem to be working!!! \o/

I weep for the world: http://leenks.com/link427955.html

Zero updates from Goodreads. I have no idea if anyone has replied to anything. oO

Kate! Photo: tmblr.co/Z26HPyPseOZH In which Tyler Posey and Colton Haynes try and get in on Tyler Hoechlin and Dylan O'Brien's popularity

STARFIGHTER!

I've remained silent on the STGB site specifically because I didn't want them to have publicity. Now @huffpostbooks has given them a huge platform to carry on their disgusting "message". huff.to/O31qE5

HUBBY HOME! See you when I come up for air! *POUNCE*

Husband is visiting his folks. Been gone a few days. I miss him. He's such a prick for making me like him this much.

Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Hoechlin Get Freaky On Boat: http://youtu.be/7q80bLILphg via @youtube

Okay I lawled. "We're in a ship. Pun intended" *SNORTLAUGH*

Isa K has a really interesting post today on slashfiction.org:http://slashfiction.org/my-rapist-my-... (The title should get ya interested if nothing else.

"You must give one hell of a hummer, lady." -- Ellen Burstyn stars as Margaret Barrish on USA's Political Animals. CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

STARFIGHTER! <3

*runs for the hills before blog posts*

via @queerty USA’s Political Animals Delivers TV’s First Gay Presidential Son http://www.queerty.com/usas-political...

FINALLY got my shipment of POD copies & this week we got paid so I could send them. Then the awful part started:

2 hours reading about etiquette for signing books. Another 2 hours freaking out over my handwriting and practicing signing. Screwed up 4 copies (at least in my head they were) before hubby took the pen and books away. My wrist hurt for all the wrong reasons.

Also, it's possible I'm a little OCD...