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New post: http://slashfiction.org/say-no-to-dox...

Oh gawd hah

And SOMEONE had to know, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQfUBC...

Made me feel awesome and laugh. Sharing it with you guys.
http://youtu.be/gu_9-NTpYfA

Okay, not to toot my own horn here, but that smut I just wrote ...I'll be in my bunk.

Things Sonny never counted on when he started talking to me:
1. Endless suggestive flirting.
2. My ability to work 'your penis' into every conversation at least once.
3. Far too much ADHD to not reply to everything.

In honor of Topherr, who just made me grin wildly on twitter. Here is a small snippet from NSI.

“You were in fear for your life. We’ll call that lucky.” Angelica arched her brow at him. “Now, Cai, I would really like us to go at least ten years without you starting a conversation with ‘I shot someone’.”
“Ten years is a long time, Ms. Jackson.”

GDI I want to read linkity but I'm on a roll with writing. DAMN YOU AND YOUR TEMPTATIONS, CHRIS!

Our pups after a day hunting with the hubs:

Saw this on reddit. Thought of you guys.

This week in WTF: Amazon bans @RachelHaimowitz & @HeidiBelleau 's book, The Flesh Cartel Tell Amazon what you think: https://t.co/8UJlsKKB

You want to watch this amazing video. Trust me! Watch "MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - SAME LOVE" on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7...

Who here thougth Rand and Matt should have boinked?
(side note: who here knows who I'm talking about?)

Towson native, MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts marries longtime partner

Reddit wins again

Some of you may not know that HamletMachine(of Starfighter fame) has a deviantart page.

http://hamletmachine.deviantart.com/g...

TEAHOUSE!

Meanwhile, back on the rancho-de-Not-So-Innocent, Dani finds odd porn that relates to his writing.

NSFW!!

http://cdn2.video.gaylifenetwork.com/...

=( Why do people say men sob during sexytimez in books? What men have you pictured "sobbing" out things while you make happy on their no-no place?

TY Reddit. You restore my faith in humanity:

All right. The adorableness of these videos cannot be denied!

This is the Friday-happy EARLY.
http://www.towleroad.com/2012/09/twin...

Honestly, I'd love to hear from everyone if endearments bother you and what those are. I can't help cringing at most of them. And pretty sure if my hubby called me "sweetheart" I'd glue his dick to his ass and tell him to f**k himself.
What about you guys?

This guy needs to run for office so I can vote for him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUehzT...

I'm going away somewhere that I can't post accidental porn images that aren't hidden.

Like Siberia.

Which isn't, as it turns out, too far away.

It also turns out that spoiler tags do not work for status updates. THANK, GR.

so NSFW is now a link http://img.gifporntube.com/media/phot... instead of an image preview!

This is why I read @AfterElton every day:

LINKITY! http://www.stumblingoverchaos.com/arc...

Starfighter 23 is up http://starfightercomic.com/chapter_0... \o/

Annnnnnd, I just got goosebumps the size of grapefruits from this awesome cheesy video http://youtu.be/SdM9YbN34-I

Need y'all's help!
I've been approached by a website who sells sex toys and porn. They wanted to pay me to host an article.
My 1st instinct was "hell no", but then I was like "No payment & I want full control on the article." (me & mah control issues!)
SO I a) have final say/editing power over the article-or just to veto it & b)it's going to be about what you guys want. =D
Now, whaddya wanna know about sex toys?