Dani Alexander > Recent Status Updates

That's IT. I"m moving to Turkey:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/turk...

Gay men are not an accessory >8(

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ridicu...

*sits and watches goodreads explode with feels*

A little joy for y'all, since I'm SLOOOOWWWWW.



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Oh man lol. Happy Birthday Shattered Glass. One year old today!

Updates, because you all deserve some!

1. Writing is going well.

2. Self-editing going atrociously (I've wiped out, now, 22k words and am rewriting them)

3. The hubby says he likes it better than SG--but he's biased, I think, because there's lots of pew-pew, bang, eeeeeeeeeeBOOM and he skipped the unfunfunf parts.

4. I got new boxer-briefs =D (not relevant, I'm just excited)

OMG I Feel so cut off from the world. ALL OF YOU, catch me up. Tell me funny things that have happened!

Dear Isa,

I'll be waiting.



Love,
Dani

Oh, @huffingtonpost, never change! <3

http://i.imgur.com/nkzVD.png

I promised porn on Friday. Missed the deadline (With good reason =D *points at editing nightmare*)

It's not all porn =D (check the comments)

That awkward moment when your grandmother finally reads your book and tells you she hated it HAHA.

Then she asked me when my next one was coming out! Some of my family is so full of win.

Today I learned that I shouldn't be allowed on the Interwebz.

I was gonna upload a porn gif, but this is so much better http://vimeo.com/51823679

SO Much better

So I lawled. A lot. http://youtu.be/GbycvPwr1Wg

It's funny cuz it's true.

Just a reminder: Today is cyber monday. Lots of sales going on.

http://www.allromanceebooks.com/ 50% rebate
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/contain... lots of good stuff here
http://www.amazon.com $129 kindlefire!
http://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/ 20% off

If you know of any others, please comment below!

It's lonely in my writing corner!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone =)

Because we need some happy today and it's a sorta Friday:

http://i.imgur.com/bWx48.jpg


Via redditor Elbowd33p: "Things I'm Thankful For"

I get the Chicks & Dicks blog posts in my feedburner so they're part of my morning ritual reading (great blog, you should too btw). Today's really struck me hard because it's something I've been thinking about a lot. http://www.chicksanddicksrainbow.com/...

Miss talking to all of you. I want to take a writing break but then I'd lose my muse again!

OMFG Shattered Glass is in the semi-finals NEXT TO JULIA QUINN. MY IDOL MY BOOK IS NEXT TO JULIA QUINN AND JR WARD AND NORA ROBERTS AND SYLVIA DAY. I will need to be peeled off the floor in a minute! #FAINTS #astonished.

I know many of you have seen this already, but this proposal broke me: http://youtu.be/bNc9v7k208c

#backtothebatwritercave

One of my (low on priority) wort fears just happened: Computer death! Three days no computer. I went a little cuckoo and drove the cats/hubby/dog crazy for ages! HOw've you guys been?

Thought I'd drop in to leave something funny here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...

Hope everyone is doing great and reading lots of 5 star books!

To those of you on the east coast, I hope you're all safe and warm and I will be sending all good thoughts your way <3

Teahouse!

Making a story rec that I read a while ago. It's pure fluff, sweetness modern day fairytale (stay away, Kate!)

rating is NC17 (sexxing is graphic)

Summary: Jack and his mother are living close to the edge of poverty, but a strange encounter and a rather large surprise could lead to a change.
The Tale of Jack

Supposed to be writing. Am, instead, trying to figure out several ways to get Sonny's pants off.

I'm conflicted!

The Friday Happy is a little weird. You have to watch the whole thing. But definitely WATCH it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8JsRx...

Know I haven't been around in a while =) Just letting you all know I'm hard at work on NSI, but I miss you all!

Hope all your books are 5starrers! (madeupwordalert)