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After years of affirming that baseball isn't a sport (I mean No broken bones? No blood? How could it have been?), I have officially changed my mind.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04...

I am now a fan of baseball and Brandon McCarthy.

— Apr 20, 2012 04:34PM 4 comments

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LINKITY! Woot...see ya in a few hours.

— Apr 20, 2012 12:16AM 1 comment

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Starfighter update!!!

— Apr 19, 2012 10:15PM Add a comment

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Does anyone notice that once you've read lots of romance or erotica, you suddenly start editing words like "hard" and "comes" to "difficult" and "moved"?

— Apr 18, 2012 06:33PM 7 comments

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Glee's first trans character! Beautifully done <3 Thank you Glee. Rest of the episode sucked but totally redeemed with: http://twitvid.com/H2SCX

— Apr 17, 2012 11:26PM 12 comments

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First guest post from a reader is up on slashfiction.org. Great post about slashfiction recommendations! http://slashfiction.org/full-circle-a...

— Apr 16, 2012 03:11PM 32 comments

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I think I have to stop watching Glee. oO The latest episode had me thinking "Are the writers promoting brocest?" Not that I have problems with that kink, but I was so uncomfortable with Darren Criss singing Aguilera's "Fighter" to his BROTHER. "Well I thought I knew you, thinkin' that you were true[...]
After all of the stealing and cheating" Awkward to sing to brother. AWKWARD.

— Apr 14, 2012 07:49PM 6 comments

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Time for more IRC =D \o/ Drop by if you're bored. Instructions and links are here: http://the-slash-pile.livejournal.com...

— Apr 14, 2012 04:35PM 1 comment

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oh geez. I laughed http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b6dd...

— Apr 13, 2012 07:33PM 27 comments

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There's a freaking buttload of books being given away here (including Shattered Glass): http://embracetherainbow.com/2012/04/...

— Apr 10, 2012 02:36PM Add a comment

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I am going to lift my moratorium on playing games/watching movies/reading books when this movie comes out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=... Who's with me!? (*is a dork*)

— Apr 08, 2012 10:12PM 10 comments

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\o/ new outline almost done.

— Apr 08, 2012 08:57PM 1 comment

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If anyone is reading the WIP Close Protection, another chapter is up today =). (I hate that AFF doesn't notify >8( blah)

— Apr 07, 2012 03:44PM 23 comments

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STARFIGHTER UPDATE *scrambles*

— Apr 06, 2012 01:00PM 11 comments

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Teahouse update!! *scrambles*

— Apr 05, 2012 10:16AM 2 comments

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JON STEWART JUST TALKED BOUT SUPREME COURT "SLASH FICTION" Oh dear gawd. I might faint haha

— Apr 03, 2012 10:40PM 2 comments

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

"When every POV in the room is given equal time, you no longer have a novel; you have a focus group." *snorfle*

— Apr 03, 2012 05:00PM Add a comment

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

LOL I had to look it up too: The truly masterful unpublished novelist, though, has the vision to safeguard his amateur standing with one broad stroke: choosing a narrative perspective that is completely wrong for his story. I Complete Me Wherein the novel is a work of auto-hagiography."

— Apr 03, 2012 04:46PM Add a comment

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Hey, Sonny (as in the Sonny from Sonny & Ais) is on slashpile IRC tonight. If anyone wants to join to chat: http://wbe003.mibbit.com/?settings=78... Just type any nickname.

— Apr 01, 2012 04:24PM Add a comment

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Mail caught up. Posts caught up. Woot. Have nothing to do but write today! \o/

— Apr 01, 2012 06:47AM Add a comment

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

Oh dear gawd. I hate to keep quoting this book, but I'm DYING here. “And That’s When the Vaginal Thrush Returned…” When characters inappropriately share intimate information."

— Mar 31, 2012 05:40PM 2 comments

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

"Many beginning authors seem to believe that contractions, like sexual intercourse, began in 1963, and nobody before that year ever said “I’m” or “don’t.” Others believe that contractions aren’t used by anyone with a graduate degree, a country-club membership, or a British passport." I may actually hurt myself laughing today.

— Mar 31, 2012 05:04PM 1 comment

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

oh gawd HAHAHAHA "“Fuck You!” He Said Profanely Where the author uses adverbs to no purpose" I really needed this laugh today.

— Mar 31, 2012 04:25PM 40 comments

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

The slim, dexterous, craggy-faced dog food distributor retorted, “That might have been better, after what had been done to her! Ah, the peaceful forgetfulness of death,” he said in a voice that recalled the sweet trusting face of his younger sister, and the horrible cries he had heard on that August night after which his baby sister, named Eglantine at birth, but always called Eggy, had been a mere shadow of her[...]

— Mar 31, 2012 04:23PM 5 comments

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And so it begins: *takes a deep breath and dives into Linkity*

— Mar 30, 2012 11:29AM 27 comments

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

Tempts Kate: "Asseverated the Man When the author thinks he’s too good for the word “said"

— Mar 26, 2012 05:43PM 4 comments

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

"The Penis-like Sausage. In which metaphors are inappropriate:"

— Mar 26, 2012 04:55PM 1 comment

Dani Alexander is 78% done with How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

I'm so guilty of some of these things LOL