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I would not call Ariel thoughtless omg 🤦🏽‍♀️ if anything her head is FULL of thoughts

Most of the crew died?????

I don’t like Eric in this 😒

Now the trident has weaknesses??

I know his name is Triton but connecting this all to Greek mythology is… meh. Which is weird because I love Greek mythology. Maybe I’m just too in love with the Caribbean version of TLM

She’s so bitter about her relationship with Eric smh

No way Eric just goes back to orchestrating when the spell is broken 🙄🙄

If she doesn’t break open that shell asap 😶

Such creepy music to end on lol

Lmao they cut out Vanessa kicking Max

In what world would you call Vanessa’s dress blue???

Still a fierce Ariel defender, Ursula manipulated a teenager in her darkest moments and took advantage of her wishes

“The massive muscles in his biceps bulged” is this not for children 😭

Calling Grimsby a servant 😬😬

Her outfits are awful

How is there a an arctic sea queen when Triton literally rules over the entire ocean

Did she just refer to Max as “the dog” 😶

Humans control all land and nature? Uh sure

This is giving me Cinderella 3 vibes

You’re telling me that Ariel says she forgot why she wanted to be human in the first place because she was too focused on Eric?????? WHAT A LIE SHE WAS EXPLORING THE LAND ALONG WITH ERIC

ALSO — would you even blame her for focusing on Eric??? Girl had THREE DAYS to get him to love her or else she would’ve sold her soul to Ursula 😭 man this author does not know the story she’s writing AT ALL

How is she standing on her tail 💀

It’s weird that the seagull was hoping Ariel would come back? Why is that weird Ariel

They have human clothes down there??

Soooo mermaids are immortal?? And Ariel is over 100 years old??? She… said she was 16…. So she should be 21 now… and she was in love with an 18 year old…

Did Ariel just admonish herself??? Saying that she was too busy mooning after Eric to find out what humans things did??? Um Miss Let Me Steal a Puppet and Miss Let Me Take the Carriage Reins and Miss Trying on Hats and Eating Human Food

She just doesn’t want to live on land anymore? She hasn’t even thought about Eric once