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Wouldn’t it be obvious who Daredevil is? If there was a boxer named Daredevil in the past and now a superhero named Daredevil in the same neighborhood shows up less than 8 years later?

Brooo I can barely hear what’s happening because of these damn sound effects

This background music is way too loud I can barely hear the narration

Meh this is a stupid reason for Matt to be a law follower

If you hear a creepy voice in a place that’s supposed to be empty… run outta there. Don’t investigate bro 😭

I can’t believe it. This is the first Little Mermaid thing that made me NOT ship Ariel and Eric 😦😦😦

Ariel at Eric’s tattoo: “that must’ve hurt”

“That’s how much I love you” 🤮🤮🤮

Omg no they made eric the type to tattoo his girlfriends name on his skin in hopes it’ll be permanent 😭😭😭

Also Eric is so ready to dip on his kingdom and become a mermaid forever and he hasn’t even been under once 😭😭

Ariel chastising Eric on the proper terms for Mers and stuff is so stupid lol

Attina says she’s a natural at leading because she’s the eldest, but SHES BEEN SHIRKING HER RESPONSIBILITIES THIS WHOLE NOVEL

Ariel is legit threatening her father with never coming back or finding shady ways to become human 🤦🏽‍♀️😕

This whole Ariel/Triton/Eric dynamic and her human legs situation is so bad

All of this messiness Eric has to clean up in his kingdom should be messier and not so cleanly wrapped up lmao

Why isn’t Ariel crying???? Also Triton’s reasoning for forgiving Ariel is that she’ll know one day???

How tf does Triton have legs???? He would’ve come back as a merman????

Ariel’s a grown up woman now!!! Bc she kisses everybody on the head!!!

The fact that you have to touch seawater for the trident to work is so stupid 🙄

Are people really going to gawk at human Ariel actually being a mermaid and at her beauty while they’re literally being ATTACKED BY URSULA AND BLEEDING FROM THEIR HEADS?????

What a lackluster climax

Lmao why is Eric so concerned over an opera he’s supposed to be writing when a literal battle between gods and mermaids and krakens and humans is on the horizon

They’re really not making me believe Eric and Ariel are in love

Okay holding Eric and Vanessa’s wedding contract over her is actually really smart

Why is Sebastian so shallow?? And also not in this story at all?? They made Scuttle and his granddaughter more helpful and affective in this story over SEBASTIAN

Not Ariel herself saying she was a “dumb innocent girl” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 what’s up with this Ariel hate

This book is really anti OG Ariel 😕

Ursula’s motives are like completely different 🙄 and it makes no sense