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these men are giving me Judge Claude Frollo vibes

the fact that her complete transformation back into a human is marked by her period
Also the fact that he tasted it and says he recognizes that taste as a lover of women… 🤮
Also the fact that he thinks about her being able to carry his babies now

was wondering why the mermaid has been speaking with a Jamaican accent when she’s Puerto Rican/Taíno, but I guess it makes sense since she’s re-learning English in Jamaica

who cares about who stole the mermaids virginity 🙄

ew the fact that she compared the ocean waves to having sex

(I hope I never think about this again when I look at the ocean)

the fact that having sex reawaken her ancient language I —

lmao I love how rn her concern is ending the curse and killings herself while his having sex with her and marrying her #men

having sex and being a lover of women is his true calling in life???? Also I know she wants him but the fact that he just assumes she does??? That he’ll wait for when she’s ready!?? How about never???? Ever thought of that????

lmao not the “sex is gonna change her”

omg they’re really waxing poetic about his penis 💀 saying it’s the part of him she’s most drawn to and wants to look at, that it’s life and death, like a long sword that could kill her, the secret all “full women” knew about it, that could take her to her maiden death💀💀 kill me

THEY DONT TALK ABOUT MENS VIRGINITY AND SEXUALITY LIKE THIS!!!! WHERES HIS MAIDEN DEATH AND BIG REVELATION!!!!!

the start of being a woman is having sex? PUH-lease

(Did I save all of these notes since goodreads was down yesterday even though I finished the book? Yes)

“the ache between her legs felt bigger than her fear of marriage and death” UM are non-ace people okay??

Ew why does she feel sexually attracted to him just because he’s been kind to her like whaaaa

“She inspired chivalry in his heart” …. Yeah when? While he was getting horny over an injured depressed mermaid he barely spoke to?

I really don’t need to hear about how the love interest wakes up hard for her lmao

I do appreciate the more realistic approach/grittiness to this story tho

Ugh even the main love interest has to get aroused at seeing her boobs? Can no one care for another human/creature without getting distracted by their body??

It’s nice to read something inspired by Puerto Rican myth

Ew not the men getting horny over the mermaid bleeding out on their deck

AND IM SORRY??? YOU WANT TO WHAT ON HER???? WITH YOUR URINE????

Why do we keep mentioning the mermaid’s boobs and pubic bone 😭😭 (answer: men.)

Meh this had the potential to be so good

“We changed the world with our love” 🙄 bish you did NOTHING but do what AGATHA had to TELL you to do brororororoororororo you were busy moping and being petty and having sex while AGATHA was changing the world thank you very much

I’m just now realizing these are vaguely based on real people and the fact that they wrote explicit sex between them 😶

Ain’t no way George knows more about breach babies than the doctor 🙄