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It's really not Magonia's fault that I'm reading it so slowly. It's really not.

Okay it's getting better I just... really hate this love triangle

This love triangle is just so boring. I totally would have DNFed by now except the opening passage was really good so I keep hoping for more.

Ugly and annoying best friend. Okay, starting with the cliches.

Hmmmmmmm well about half the scenes are Quality and I cry along as I read them but. query. When did Blue and Gansey get so goddamn boring. Why can't they get good character moments too. I really do not want to be that person who's like “oh I only care about some characters” but if they continue to have No Character Moments in this book I will HAPPILY be that person

I'm gay and I have done nothing to deserve them

RONAN POV CHAPTER !!!

and also The Other Kiss although let's be real Other Kiss is slightly less important to me

please don't make me wait for The Kiss

*softly, but with lots of feeling* what the fuck

“Adam and Ronan kept disappearing places” take a wild guess why buddy

By the way in case there was any confusion: it's been twelve hours since I finished Dream Thieves and I still haven't stopped thinking about Ronan Lynch's character arc

“and then he was surprised that person was Gansey and not Ronan” are we really ignoring this

Okay at this point I would have guessed the second secret anyway

I REALLY WISH I DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS BECAUSE THE BUILDUP TO IT IS SO GOOD. ITS SO GOOD.

I REALLY WISH I DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS BECAUSE THE BUILDUP TO IT IS SO GOOD. ITS SO GOOD.

I WISH I HADNT BEEN SPOILED ABOUT SECOND SECRET

I WISH I HADNT BEEN SPOILED ABOUT SECOND SECRET

I've been spoiled about this entire book but the emotions are still somehow killing me so there's that

Page 207 aka the most iconic dialogue of all time... literally didn't know that quote was from this book