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I'm finding this incredibly boring so far, but I don't want to miss two book club meetings in a row, so I think I'll try audio.

Really getting into this. It reminds me of how it felt to read Faulkner in high school.

After I couldn't vibe with So Thirsty, I was apprehensive to read this, but it's off to an excellent start so far!

The pacing of the last 100 or so pages might actually kill me. Come on, already!!!

A lot of the information here is timeless, but there’s nothing like an explanation of what a website is to remind me this was published in 2001!

John Compass is such a Stephen King character, and I mean that as a compliment.

Sheetz mentioned!!

I've been a bit on the fence, but I'm really vibing with the discussion of masochism.

I've been a bit on the fence, but I'm really vibing with the discussion of masochism.

This book must be magic, because usually this level of therapizing would have me eyerolling my way to a stroke. And instead, I'm thinking this might be one of my top books of the year.

I want to make a joke about how this is kinda like the lesbian version of Possession, but I must admit that I never finished reading Possession.

I just love books about cursed media so much.

Can’t even be mad at Carmen for making poor choices. I, too, would read the evil play that makes you horny.

It's Hailey Piper writing something inspired by The King in Yellow; OF COURSE I'm reading it.

I thought, hmm, that scene with the puppies was tense, but fine? But a quick jaunt to doesthedogdie.com tells me that perhaps I have not yet arrived at The puppy scene.

I listened to this while cooking dinner, but in my defense, I did have the decency to turn it off before eating.

This book would be 50% shorter if you cut out all of the times where the author tells the reader exactly what to think about all moral issues. Did you know that child abuse is bad??

He did not just say his niece’s name is Lezabel, Lezzie for short…..

This is really hitting all my supernatural-beings-doing-mundane-shit buttons.

I didn't expect this book to make me CRY

CM Nascosta and Ruby Dixon references spotted!

Indoor cat Hazel is very relatable so far.

I love the Valkyries so much.

It literally says that the Talisman's Hie is like The Amazing Race. Brilliant. Kresley Cole, they could never make me hate you.

What do you MEAN you didn’t have a safe word because you didn’t need one??? This has officially jumped the rails for me.

“I’m not into impact play” and then he says he wants to spank her? My brother in Christ, that is impact play!

RIP to the front desk staff having to check memberships and take payments in the dark with loud music playing. (I'm enjoying this book very much, but I keep having to bat away my practical thoughts.)