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I was expecting so much worse from the ice cream scene, tbh.

I always love when I come to a line that they used verbatim in the movie.

Wow, this guy REALLY does not want to cuddle after.

Time to be stressed out about a fictional plane crash again!

This is going to be a trip. The hero has already nearly killed the heroine by giving her the bends.

I'm thinking Ji-won and Alexis should have been kissing for dozens of pages by now.

Library content for the girlies who cried at the end of Disney's Beauty and the Best.

Reading to beat the library due date yet again.

I’m too tired to keep reading, but that means that I have to turn the light off, which might be a problem.

Ooh, I hate this!! (It’s maybe the best book I’ve read all year.)

The dragon is delightful so far, tbh.

This is tickling the same spot in my brain that enjoyed The Book of the Most Precious Substance.

This book continues to be so stressful. Also, warning to any animal lovers that the dog does, in fact, die.

Hmmmm... This does have something that is usually a doghouse item for me, but the atmosphere and the writing are exactly what I want so far. We'll see.

This is so British and so stressful.

I meant to be done with this in like, two days, but alas that didn't happen because I don't love the writing style. But there are enough unintentionally hilarious and queer-coded moments that I don't want to abandon it.

Starting to wonder if this was originally conceived as a TV show.

The hand-holding footnote explaining why the protagonist uses derogatory language is a red flag for me, tbh.

They just warded each other's buttholes with holy water! I am dying!! What even is this book??

Giving the cool, hot girl a whole chapter to explain why Black Magic is awesome, actually, might not prevent people from participating in in, Dennis.

Oh no, I would like for that not to happen.

That sudden little tirade about smartphones was... something.

More books should begin with an author’s note stating that Black Magic is real, but the author hasn’t done any, and neither should you, dear reader!!

I would fight someone for Chona and Dodo, but do I care about the rest of the 10 dozen characters? Eh...

I really hope that we don't continue to fixate on all the female characters' boobs and butts for the rest of the book...

I really hope that we don't continue to fixate on the female characters' boobs and butts for the entire book...