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Private rooms?? Oh, Salacious Players Club, you are SO getting sued at some point...

If I thought the urethra talk so far was bad, nothing could have prepared me for the penis implant talk.

This book is confirming my existing knowledge that I do not enjoy hearing about things happening to people's urethras. Cringing so hard I might turn inside out.

I haven't read middle grade fic in... god knows how long, and I don't have or know children, so the explanation that Casey figures out the rotary phone is a phone because part of it looks like the call button on his cell phone took me all the way out. And by out, I mean past the retirement home and straight to the graveyard.

I want to see the werewolf castle! Maybe even more than I want to see the haunted Valkyrie mansion in the bayou.

Honestly? Pretty depressing so far 😬

I’m sorry, but Kiero could get it.

Inadvertently took a two-book break from this, and I'm hoping it's not too hard for me to get back into it.

I think I'm in love with every last one of the valkyries, tbh

I maybe sobbed just a little when he talked about NLS talking books and listening with his granddaughter.

For some reason I’ve gotten obsessed with starting this series. I’m one chapter in and already it’s delightfully goofy.

WATER IS NOT LUBE

About damn time!!

I’m obsessed.

This has already made me gigglesnort with a Nekromantic reference. Very promising so far.

I don't even know if I like this, but I'm invested.

The incredibly strict definition of sex in straight romances is wild to me. “We didn’t have sex! We just [insert sex act here]!”

I need this book to stop edging me already, pls

Is it just me, or should most of these romance FMCs just be dating their best friend instead? Because they’re all clearly in love with them.

We stan one doubting, bisexual Dean of the College of Cardinals.

I like reading a chapter of this before bed at night, because the prose is just so quiet and lovely. (Subject to change when BIG CLERGY DRAMA kicks in.)

The author mentions describes the aims of a medieval grimoire (invisibility, finding lost objects) as "disappointingly prosaic", but my friend! Medieval magicians were attempting to do that stuff via demonic conjuration! (The Esoterica YouTube channel has entered the chat.)

The struggle of finding the motivation to actually read the book you really wanted to read *before* your book club chose it...

I am watching a trainwreck (or plane crash, I guess). I am screaming internally. I am annoyed that I have to work instead of finish this IMMEDIATELY.

Definitely a slump-buster so far!

At this point I ship Misery with Serena more than anyone else in this book...