Rabbit {Paint me like one of your 19th century gothic heroines!} > Recent Status Updates

I should be reading/reviewing, but Pokemon is fun too play. I haven't played it in forever either.

I don't think this is what I was expecting. I was hoping for more of a healing manual for my psychological trauma instead of academia. Welp. Let's see if I learn something new.

Stop using Witch as an insult.

Macron <3 Thank you!!!!

Oh fuck off with the Bipolar disorder used to expell her. This is so fucking illegal. I can't. Because Bipolar = crazy. If I wasn't reading/skimming this for a book challenge, I would DNF.

I mean yeah they played a mean trick on her, but what happened to them and they why this was narrated. Just ugh. Like yes, hahaha the average-sized "fat" girl got humiliated ten times worse, and one of the cheerleaders could have gotten killed. Ethan, shut up. Ridley, I love you because you are such an evil cliche, I can't hate you. But fuck.

And Ethan didn't even care that one of the cheerleaders could have gotten severely injured. Yeah, she was mean, but you are a douche, so....

Ugh the fat-shaming. This book has a lot of it. Apparently, this girl is not even that big, but average-sized. Fuck you.

I am skimming now btw but is Link's mom a vampire with the whole can't enter buildings without permission? Lol probably a dark witch. Hm I can't remember much of the movie anymore.

Also this whole witch, no Caster schtick is already getting old. Also witch as an insult? Lol wut

So why does Lena hate her older cousin if her cousin had no choice in the matter of being evil? This doesn't make sense. Lena just comes off catty and jealous and immature. Lol I don't even.

So, it really sucks that you can't choose because it's fate~~~ or something. Except irl you can change your fate, quite easily. Meh. Stupid plot device. People forget that even in HP you have some influence over the sorting hat. :P

Ridley, I <3 you already.

And what is so wrong with making out in the last row at the theatre? I am such a shameless hussy ;)

I love his great aunts so far tho lol

Omg. Ethan's narration is killing me. There is so much second hand embarrassment omg I think I might start skimming, soon, because fuck it.

Ugh, Ethan, shut up. Lena is waaay too good for you. I'm sure this book will eventually make me hate her too. *sigh*

I found something worse than female bad!angst, male bad!angst. I would rather watch the (travesty) of the movie again.

Watching Buffy Season 2. I am in a book cave (aka surrounded by a pile of books). My honey is making dinner. ^.^

Goldman sounds bitter as fuck. Which is amusing yet grating. Morgenstern's abridged and translated work is amazing, on point, etc. I want to read the unabridged version.

S Morgenstern was a bloody brilliant satirist. I am laughing really hard at certain parts.

Okay, now the REAL story starts after 35 pages.

I do not give a fuck about Goldman's part of the book. I want the REAL part of the story. The way he writes about himself is getting really grating with the misogyny, fat-bashing, and homophobic comments.

I'm so excited. I loved this movie as a kid, and I still love it.



We constantly quote the movie in my house. :D

I should probably write some reviews today, but I just want to scroll goodreads, catch up with you guys, and read books.

Oh. My. God.

Same sex relationships among the pegasi is actually mentioned? Yay!!