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“Apparently, my boss dying and the animatronic coming to life were going to end my shift.” LMFAO this book is so funny 😩😭

REALLY loving this one so far. FMC is my fave so far (aside from Jude, who will always be my #1 ride or die)

Really enjoying this. I'm perplexed why this is banned but not surprised. This is a MEMIOR, written by someone who is explaining their journey of gender and sexuality. I think Kobabe offers a really great introduction to a lot of topics that, while shocking to someone new, is pretty standard if you've been surrounded by this before. Glad I'm taking the time to read this for myself.

Oooo loving the plot of this so far 🔥

He’s literally marking/PISSING on her yard to mark her off as off limits LMAAAOOOOO

The descriptions of the medical experiments is a little…what’s the word….nauseating lol 🥲😩

Already so good omg please don’t disappoint 🙏👹

When the book hooks you from the first chapter 🫶😩👌

"'Fuk fuk fuk.' 'Your language is very beautiful.'" LMAO

TBH not the biggest fan of Amon, he seems like a pretentious cry baby lol

*slight spoilers* "She stood facing the closed brown, timber double doors on the other side that were so tall a 12ft troll could have fit through them." This is like the 1000th time I've read something that made me scratch my head but...HUH? Reia didn't even know elves existed, how could she know about troll much less how tall they were? @Opal Reyne please get a copy editor, ASAP, I volunteer as tribute

I'm enjoying the story/lore/romance BUT the writing is very confusing. Hopefully the author improves in later books because there's a lot of telling, not showing, and the writing is very convoluted and difficult to follow.

One of my most anticipated monster romances for a while 🙏🙏 please don’t disappoint me!

In a bit of a slump and grabbing every book I can lol...hopefully this helps!

guess who got an ARC!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!

ONAY. This is the most tender, hottest, and sexiest book in the series. I AM WEAK!

“‘You’re not supposed to work for it, sweetheart. I am.’” PHEW 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Struggling with this for some reason…the beginning grabbed me but the middle is a bit of a slog :/

Really interesting to learn about the Goddess!

Going to take a short break w this one. Not enjoying it as much as I hoped and that really sucks 😭

Ngl not a fan of all of the footnotes

“Mars likes eye contact. And he likes when I feel him watching me. When I’m at work and he spots me, he’ll stop and wait for me to notice him, casually moving on as if nothing happened when our eyes meet. It’s like something out of a damn Austen novel. It gets me so fucking hot every time.” I would be very happy if there was a book only about Mars 🙏 kthxbye

“‘How does this work? Is it like…dibs?’
I raise a brow. ‘Dibs?’
‘Yeah, like he had you tonight, so now I can’t? Or do I have to wait or something?’
I snort. ‘What, like waiting thirty minutes after you eat to go swimming?’”
Lmfao this is so funny I’m 💀

“‘You’ll have to try a lot harder than this to scare off a Hurricane.’
‘Well, I’m scared,’says Jake.”
SCREAMING LMFAO

Calling Jacksonville, Florida the SOUTH is a bit of a stretch…… also I’m trying to keep an open mind but Rachel is annoying

Here we go 🏒🥅

Went and watched a hockey game tonight, so you know I had to.

Omg I’m so relieved. Part of the reason why I didn’t start this yet was bc I didn’t want to read a romance with a cop, but he’s now a substitute teacher thank god LOL

Is this my favorite Ali Hazelwood????

How is this so gooood Ali Hazelwood!!!!!!