ariel *ੈ✩‧₊˚’s Reviews > Pucking Around > Status Update

Going to take a short break w this one. Not enjoying it as much as I hoped and that really sucks 😭

“Mars likes eye contact. And he likes when I feel him watching me. When I’m at work and he spots me, he’ll stop and wait for me to notice him, casually moving on as if nothing happened when our eyes meet. It’s like something out of a damn Austen novel. It gets me so fucking hot every time.” I would be very happy if there was a book only about Mars 🙏 kthxbye

“‘How does this work? Is it like…dibs?’
I raise a brow. ‘Dibs?’
‘Yeah, like he had you tonight, so now I can’t? Or do I have to wait or something?’
I snort. ‘What, like waiting thirty minutes after you eat to go swimming?’”
Lmfao this is so funny I’m 💀

Calling Jacksonville, Florida the SOUTH is a bit of a stretch…… also I’m trying to keep an open mind but Rachel is annoying

Here we go 🏒🥅