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"I'm kidnapping you back to my lair"

He says the sweetest things

That's right, show everybody where your priorities are

"Only ever yours"

That's it, it's not fair, where is my Mal?

"I don't have a lot of experience here, princess. I'm going to need you to talk me through what you are feeling."

OPEN COMMUNICATION

"be fair, how can I possibly be annoyed when you say stuff like that?"

What a problem to have

"When you feel anxious, what can I do? How can I help you?"

It's the fact she asks, with zero judgment 🥹

"I don't want you to think this is all I want from you"

Mal is just so honest and open

"how does he look at me?"
"like you're a revelation. like you're a puzzle he has no idea how to solve but he wants to give it a try anyway."

🌶️🌶️🌶️

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"I can't breathe when I'm near you"

Him saying that really does it for me

"Have you read all of these?"

"Of course. Why would I buy a book and not read it?"

I feel called out

"Good girl"

I'm fine... I just need a fan...

"Touch anything you like"

That's an invitation if I ever read one

"But outside of that, I was completely out of my element. If something broke, I called a guy to fix it... I didn't want to need someone to fix my problems. Needing someone left room for manipulation, and that could never happen again."

Who hurt you bb?

"Appreciate your person"

I'm just a *tiny bit* emotional

you better not be ruining this book at the last 10%

"If you wait for other people to light you up, then I guess you're at the mercy of darkness."

Gut punch

"Whatever story you tell yourself about your life, that's the one that will be true"

Remember when she said, "I won the dad lottery for sure"?
It has now come full circle

Girl, I don't think it's a coincidence.
Try to connect the dots

did she just break the 4th wall? or is that just a movie term? idk

Jaw. on. the. floor.

Ok, she has a point, but she is being a real b***h right now...

"Maybe I could use my feminine wiles.
Did I have feminine wiles?
I decided to find out."

"Somebody has got to get you into some dry clothes"
.....
"Fine, but you have to close your eyes"
"How am I supposed to do that then?"
"Echo locate, like a bat"

😂😂😂

"Go back to London, princess. No one will be happy to have you here"

"What the hell is happening? Who the hell are you?"
"I'm vengeance, b***h"

"mountain man"

is that so 🤭