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I forgot how messed up this part was

The one issue of this series is that the chapters are really long. I keep saying one more but then it's about an hour each.... ugh why do I have other stuff to do?

Nevada to Leon: "You just want to be related to Mad Rogen"
Leon to Nevada: "No. I want you to be happy, he makes you happy."

Have I made you love Leon yet?

"This is what it would be like, I realized. We could come home to each other every night. It didn't have to be all blood and gore and fancy dinners. It could also be this, and this felt so good."

This was so wholesome 🥹

"What am I wearing, Rogan?"
"A shiny rock"

Right, absolutely, how silly is she for even asking 🤭

"But I can be so charming"

No doubt about it

"You look like a princess"

I just love Matilda so much

"It was the ass**** in him.... the one that wanted to lock her in his room and keep her there for months."

It can't be just me who is freaked out by this, definitely Joe from 'you' vibes

"You left something in that hotel room"
"You could have thrown them away"
"The thought never occurred to me"
"They are not your size you know"
"They definitely worked when I used them"

Is anyone else getting 'You' vibes?

"If he couldn't have her, he at least wanted to know things about her"

Is that an obsession I'm sensing?

"He was unstable, she made him so"

And that friends, is what we call a toxic relationship

"Eli was suddenly, intensely, pleasurably aware of the warmth of his own blood..."

What an odd thing to think. Maybe she forgot she already published Bride?

The husband is fishy

"You're like spring Nevada, my spring"

He says the sweetest things #2

"How refreshing, the idea of spending time with a beautiful funny intelligent woman who didn't loath the idea of spending time with him"

Imagine that

"He was proud of himself for not turning around"

Well yeah, because the bar is literally on the floor

I thought maybe Eli is having a redemption arc for a second, but don't worry, I snapped out of it with his next line

"We can revisit the matter when you've metabolized the alcohol out of your system"

"Just like I metabolized you"

no, just no

did I miss something? when did Rue become a frat guy?

"A tour which had me wishing giving wedgies wasn't an HR violation"

WTF

That woman needs to back the f*** off

"7th grade is a social experiment devised by monsters"

Too true

"I'm not going to tell you I'm going to miss you because that would be embarrassing. But I am."

He's so cute

"I open my mouth to speak and nothing comes out. I've had nightmares like this where I'm trying to scream but I'm not able. There is just too much anger behind every word. I've kept my mouth shut for so long, it's almost like my body knows that if I start, I won't be able to stop."

oh babe 💔

Her ex is a piece of work & Eithan is giving me golden retriever vibes

There were so many things wrong (in my opinion) in this last chapter. I don't know if I want to keep going.

The way I hate it when authors use "get it out of our system"

I'm sorry but how is him saying that were he married, he'd still be fantasizing about/drawn to her? Oh, but he never even thought of cheating in the past so he's not a repeat offender don't you worry.

"it sounds like the name of someone who trims girls' pubes and sewes them into dolls"

🤮
eww
why would you put that in a book?

"I'm kidnapping you back to my lair"

He says the sweetest things