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"... especially now that I know her weak spots"

don't love that

Low blow

"am I not allowed to know the reason anymore?"

What gave you the impression you are entitled to? actions have consequences!

"No that's so braggy."
"The point is to be braggy, isn't that why you do all the things you do?"
"I do them because I'm a long-suffering perfectionist"

I feel your pain

"Her DNA is probably made out of cupcakes"

The ex sounds like a b****

I am so sorry, but I am so bored atm 🫣

a 15-year reunion? isn't it usually 10? I find that oddly specific

I am enjoying it but this is like 100~ pages too long

He had one wish, couldn't he have this one thing?

"Part 2, in which we throw history out the window"

Oh because we were keeping to the facts up until now?

I am loving Gracie's and Ed's interaction here

Omg the sister is messed up

"His wife, he realized after all of two minutes, was magnificent."

Took him long enough

I feel so bad for Ed :(

"When you were dying, Edward quickly discovered, people would let you do pretty much whatever you wanted. So he made some new unofficial decrees:
1. The king was allowed to sleep in as long as he wished.
2. The king no longer had to wear seven layers of elaborate, jewel-encrusted clothing. Or silly hats with feathers. Or pants that resembled pumpkins. Or tights... "

Priorities

"... I would never have mentioned the other ladies. Because there are no other ladies. Anywhere. In the world. Except my wife. And you. Gifford will be a faithful and loyal husband to you. Like a dog! Well, not like a dog... ”

"There it was. The nose." 😂

“I’m marrying off my cousin to a horse,”

💀

"There is nothing for me to do but die, apparently"

This started off with a hilarious bang & the audio is really doing it for me

After all this???? She still doesn't trust him???

once a b****, always a b**** I guess

"The contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on"

you know, I think I could apply that to something else also in this situation....

I am really upset actually, she finally came for some answers, and he did not understand how she was pro her boss - so instead of finally talking like adults they hooked up

It's the way we finally get crumbs of a plot and I just don't care

Sweet, sweet revenge

"but why?... What is it about her?..."
"I was asleep, and she woke me up"

The sweetest line of the book

"Use your words"

Not the kid trying to help Connor out 😂

This is my 3rd time reading this and somehow I still think I can just stop the story in the middle to do other things. Guess I'm delulu like that, the joke is on me