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I couldn’t help myself and I searched “marry” on my Kindle and OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OHHHHHHH MY GOD

Ch 25 - erm if there’s no magic, how are there magic contraception tonics working? 👆🤨

BABIES WILL BE MADE

Omg I’m cringingggggggggggggg

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Narelle mistaking Xaden for Dain asdfghjkl

I literally face palmed

I can’t handle the embarrassment

Also what’s up with Ridoc? 👀

Ch 23 - this is so fun. I’m loving their lil shenanigans and adventures together. Cuties.

This is the happiest everyone has been in all three books… I’m SO suspicious

Holy shit. I never thought I’d see the day that Dain and Xaden BONDED over something 🤯 A NEW BROMANCE?!?!?

Ch 21:

1) absolutely eating up jealous Xaden (but also Violet, help him out cmon)
2) noooooo no more flirty mind to mind connection with Xaden 😣

I’m loving this :)

Ch 17 - a hot new bombshell has entered the villa

I AM SO READY FOR JEALOUS XADDY

I’m gonna flip a table of Cat gets a romantic arc before Imogen

Omg we finally find out Papa Sorrengail’s name!!! 🥲

If I was watching Xaden and Violet fight on the mat and suddenly it blacked out for a few mins, I’d for sure be betting that they’re fucking. It’s so funny that everyones just watching a black dome while they make out inside of it hahahah

Rebecca heard everyone’s theories and went

Xaden has left his honeymoon Edward Cullen era and has entered his Ezra Fitz era omg

REBECCA YOURE SICK

Ch 13 - scroll if you don’t wanna be spoiled!












ASDGHLGLSOHSHD ANOTHER TITLE/ROLE FOR XADEN???

I cannot BELIEVE how many theories are being confirmed. And better yet - some of the more outlandish ones.

What the hellllllll.

Xaden’s had like seven careers in three books. This man is BOOKED and BUSY.

Also: another element of forbidden love?!? But this time as teacher and student?!?

I AN GAGGED.

I’m obsessed with the addendum’s adding more titles to Xaden and Violet’s just remains as “cadet” lol

<spoiler> Ch 11 - holy crap we finally found out what Garrick’s signet/s are 🤩 I’ve waited so long for this.

I feel like we’re getting closer to finding out Violet’s second signet too! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 </spoiler> this stupid spoiler tag doesn’t even work half the time soooo sorry. It’s not that detrimental tho. Keep scrolling if it doesn’t work 😟

Unfortunately my mind is a prison and I can only view Colonel Aetos as Elsa’s dad and I can’t undo it

I couldn’t help myself and searched on my Kindle when Halden appears…

Oh. My. God.

That’s all I’ll say 🤐

Ch 6 - holy shit I did not see the plot development for Xaden and I AM THRILLED

I’m kicking my feet 🥰 I’m so excited to see what happens

You’re going to hate me but Dain is 100% my type 🥲 catch my thirsting over him idc at this point 💅🏻 ill start writing the self insert Wattpads of him falling in love with me im gone

Omg the love triangle returns and Xaddy is jealous?!?!

ASHDHGKLGODJWNDJCHSNKXIXJW SNDIDIDHSBSJDH

I clutched my necklace like I’m some scandalised geriatric lady with a pearl necklace

🫦🫦🫦👀👀👀

Ch 5 - Violet’s so hot. Yes everyone’s thirsting for Xaden (understandable) but damnnnnnn Violet 🫦🔥

Side note - I’ve noticed that none of the addendum’s are italicising the titles of the texts anymore. Why. It hurts.

Ch 3 - everyone was so scared we’d be getting New Moon Edward but in reality we have honeymoon Breaking Dawn Edward 😏

Just finished Ch 2 and I’ve swooned at Xaden three times. Idk how Violet is standing

IT’S TIIIIIIIIIIME


Fyi I’ve changed my name to give you full warning: I WILL MOST LIKELY BE POSTING SPOILERS as I go. I’ll try to tag them but sometimes GR’a stupid HTML code doesn’t even work.

I hope you all enjoy reading this and that we are all happy by the end of it 🥹🥹🥹

This is fun but the plot isn’t being fleshed out. It still feels like we are in the orientation and it’s almost halfway.

I love the world and the main characters. I am not convinced that they have much chemistry yet :/ hoping it picks up!

I have to get up and get ready for bookclub. And I have two chapters left AHHH