Me: too fast ... must read slower ... damnit, I've passed the halfway point
Book: don't stop now ... you'll miss the action coming up next, plus a ferret wearing a wee harness - this you've got to see
Me: your psionic powers will not persuade me ... no, must put book down now
Book: stay ... read ... I promise you'll be glad you did ... resistance is futile
— Jun 02, 2017 12:56PM
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