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oh wait-nice-that’s basically swearing🙏

what the fuck is profanity💔

jokes aside if that’s how Vuk looks like imma die🤧
ain’t no way he’s got buzz cut😞
alright but he has a scar across his eye
-gonna imagine him as Xaden❤️
tho Anyana be lookin like 28 different positions, three kids and a marriage ring

alright what do we have…
Young and Beautiful-alright…?
I’m yours-ISABEL IS THAT YOU
MY LOVE OF LIFE
Lose Control-okey, I guess I know what it is
Believer-the imagine dragons doing here😭🙏
Let the world burn-ALRIGHT ALRIGJT-VUK MAY BE A LITTLE UNHINGED HAHAHA

IT HAS A FUCKING PLAYLIST
ARE YA SHITTING ME💀💀

‘To all the readers who like their fictional men a little unhinged.’
‘This one’s for you.’



ALRIGHT💀💀
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK OF VUK MARKOVIC💀💀
should I be scared🤧

well
my dear friends and everyone…LETS GO

HA-NA

DUL

SET

CHEESE🗣️

jokes on ya i know the sex will be insane😞
i have my own experience from Twisted Hate😞
tf u mean u just storm into her apartment and fuck her senseless on the ugly rug
calm that dick down young lad🤧
I just hope that it won’t kind of disgust me💔
the right amount of sex is okey, but if y’all be way to detailed imma puke💔

oh dear salamalekum, pls be alright

no please I know it’s ‘my dear’ but like-🧍‍♀️
I was fr freaked out at first cuz I truly thought he called her ‘my car’ 💔
but that’s just life💔

I will be starting from the fifth book cuz that the only one I own-and since it’s an interconnected standalone-it’s fine
tho I truly need to read ‘mia cara’
my car❤️
how poetic❤️

so this series seems most fitting to someone like me-not only do I have my own experience (Satan) but the story will definitely be better then the Twisted series

after all my OC is indeed the Satan
and of course she sins-all the damn time!

let it be:
Greed
Wrath
Sloth
Pride
Gluttony
Envy
Lust
she does all of it

I mean-I truly would not date a mafioso in real life (tho the money be sounding nice😈) but if you think about the story? Must be hella more interesting then a story about friends
and since I’m currently writing The Origins☝️🤓
(pls go read it, it’s on Wattpad, thx🙏🙏)
The Seven Deadly Sins seems absolutely fitting

but this-Kings of Sin
it’s…different
I feel like it truly can have a story
I mean-yes-you all probably want a story about a friend who eventually fall in love-alright
but…will the story be indeed that interesting?

and the twisted series is just really weird when it comes to the story for me🙄
I mean…’enemies’ to lovers…over 500+ pages…just for…nothing to happen?
crazy if you ask me💀

HELLO HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS AND FOOLS

here we are, quite insane, my year younger self would hate me now💀
‘really? Ana Huang?’
yeah🤧
I’m sorry, my dear-but I wish to give her a second try
I’ve read multiple articles regarding Ana Huang’s books-the Twisted series is indeed the most popular-but her stringers one is the Kings Of Sin

well then, we’ll meet each other in Restore Me, after a while
Thank you!
This is my goodbye!

alright moving on😞

so far this series is my favorite for sure
no wonder I loved it so much before

how great am I💔
to spoil myself so bad💔

alright😞
my fault💔

I spoiled myself the entire Restore Me
that bitch Shadow Me ain’t after Ignite Me
that shit after Restore Me💔
yall joking🧍‍♀️
this is so fucked on different levels💔

yall fuckers imma go insane💔

anyway-I don’t wish to rush this series
and second of all I have a lots of other books (I mean mostly standalones) that I wish to read as well, so I’ll be doing that for now-I’ll read a few books that I have here and go right back to Shatter Me, perhaps then will my beloved emmicicinka catch up on me😉

well-what I wish to say right now is that I’ll be taking a break from this series
NO WHY IS THAT!
I know my followers must be so sad to not read more of my ‘very funny’ notes regarding the Shatter Me series🤗
fr I’m so funny that when I reread my notes I feel like burying myself alive❤️

I’m so sad right now💔
the fuck u mean betrayal💔
Aaron Warner explain yourself💔

cuz I was like ‘are both parts from Kenji’s POV?’
so I turned the book around
and it was Kenji-and I was like
‘oh he’s definitely gonna help Juliette with the current political affairs’
unfortunately I looked down💔
‘support Juliette as she reels from Warner’s betrayal.’
like, what the fuck💔

alright I just got the biggest spoiler ever 🧍‍♀️

As for-what now?
Well☝️🤠
There’s obviously the novella Shadow Me
From whose POV?

my husband Kenji Kishimoto

but aside this ‘war’
The story? The feelings? How Juliette learned to control her powers?

Absolute cinema ✋😨🤚

im out of words-this was a fucking masterpiece
just sad that the ‘war’ was only like five chapters💔
tf u mean u break into a ship and shoot Anderson and walk out🤧
this surely wasn’t a war, my dear💔