Alzbeta my pronouns are U S A > Recent Status Updates

‘I was a prisoner of the United States of America.’


yo im getting lost now🤧

so what really is happening😭🙏

BITCH THEY FOR KIDDNAPED💀

“Someone freaking stabbed him in the crowd.”


alright gang quite insane since we’re on page 15💀🙏

‘Then the world changed forever.’


it can’t be that serious💔🥀🪫

“Cheese. You’re on the candid snitch-cam.”
HAHAHAHHA
serves you right guys😝

how old are they guys🤨
just a serious question cuz I’m really losing my shit with this Marcus guy

‘Jolu saved him from social disgrace by showing up just then.’
😭🙏 alright that was funny

the pages are a bit weirder then the ones a normal book would have
now I’m on page 12 out of 134🧍‍♀️
while the physical copy has 384?

as much as I hate to read it I must🤧

“There’s three hours left of my birthday.”


well enjoy this madam😈🙏

tf Ahya means
anyway let us google it☝️🤓

alright it means a hella lot of things but I searched it on TikTok along with King of Envy and it means ‘donkey’ 💔💔💔

girl, ahya and srce moje are not the same thing💔

“What does srce or srce moje mean?”
“It better if you don’t know.”


hahahahaha, I may have misunderstood mia cara but under no circumstances will I misunderstand srce moje 🧚🧚

“Tell the guys I’ll pick up Shadow later. Make sure they don’t give him any fucking milk. Cats are lactose intolerant.”

Wait fr?
gotta google it
I’m be right back with an answer!


WAIT HES FOR REAL 💀
HES RIGHT💀
holy shit that’s crazy🧍‍♀️

“He turned into a big three five today.”


HAPPY BIRTHDAY VUK MARKOVIC🎉🥳🎊

“How about Exploding Kittens?”


VÝBUŠNÁ KOŤÁTKA MENTIONED?!

HOLYYYY SHIT
THIS IS GREAT HAHAHHAHAA

‘I couldn’t cook for shit, but I could set the table.’


who does that remind me of…?
🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

definitely not me☝️🤓

‘I was the CEO of a multibillion-dollar corporation and a former member of an assassins' organization, but even I knew better than to argue with a determined mother.’



nah cuz Vuk you’re so real for that😭🙏

Vuk named his cat Shadow

awwww😭😭😭

‘She was the beauty, and I was the beast.’



KAI AND PAEDYN REFERENCE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
why did you have to kill of Kitt🧍‍♀️
yeah-damn right
got you right here huh?
your smile faltered-definitely

motherfucker everyone
Kitt was the best
but his greatness was too much to handle that you had to kill him off otherwise he would have owned the series

“How’s Jordan?”


WELL FUCK ME HOLY MOLY SHIT
HES ALIVE
MY DARLING
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

holy shit I will lose my goddam mind

he was the most innocent character from the entire book

yet you kill him off?

HOW DARE YOU
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

I’m so fucking pissed

JORDAN DID NOTHING WRONG
NOTHING
ALL OF THIS WAS FOR HIS FAMIKY HERITAGE AND ANYANA
HE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS
WHY
WHY WHY WHY
WHY COULDNT YOU DO SOMETHING TO CALL OFF THIS WEDDING-ANYTHING OTHER THAN KILLING HIM
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS KILL THOSE WHO I LIKE

oh my fucking god

fucking hell you killed my favorite character

you killed him

“…you have to evacuate the church. Now.”


THIS IS GOING TO TOTAL SHITS MY DEAR🗣️🗣️
but oh, how I love the thrill of danger

‘Vuk, nowhere in sight.’


NOOO WHAT HAPPENED
FUCK NO

“One hundred and twenty million dollars. If you cancel the wedding.”

🧍‍♀️
hey why am I not getting this kind of treatment

“I’m not interested in romantic relationships.”


you’re so real for that Jordan💔
I’m sorry about what I said earlier-I knew you weren’t really into it but it just felt like the right moment to say something🤧