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“It’s time you found out exactly the type of man Vuk Markovic really is.”

we’re so cooked💔💔💔
why do I have a feeling that Sean is suspicious💔
like he did nothing but still💔💔
ts shit was definitely Shadow mate, haha

“The Greenberg Senior Citizen Center?”

WHAHAHAAH
YOURE GOING TO PLAY BINGO WITH THE ELDERS HAHAHA

"That's what you think, I should've chosen a Murder Mystery theme and used him as the dead body. Bonus points for realism when I stab him with a butcher's knife. See if he finds themes tacky then."

ALRIGHT PROTECT MAYA AT ALL COST🗣️🗣️
I LOVE THAT GIRL ALREADY🗣️🗣️

“None, I’m sinless.”
my dear you’re THE gluttony😻
also-yeah that’s prolly why you opening those fuckass Michelin typa shyt restaurants☝️🤓

“Sebastian.”
‘Her voice dripped with ice.’

WAAAIIT JDJJSJSJSISJSJYJSOSKAKSJDJ

THAT WAS WAY MUCH SOONER I HOPED HAHAHAHAHHAHA

SO WE HAVE ENEMIES TO LOVERS HAHAHA

I LOVE THIS ARGGHGG

Wait? Maya’s single? Ah she’s definitely getting either King Of Gluttony or King Of Lust (yeah well tho your hole would get destroyed absolutely) ANYWAY
waittttuppp….
there’s actually a ‘sneak peek’-would even call it a sneak peak at the end on king of gluttony
gimme momento
HA
DAYUM
WAIT
SEBASTIAN-THAT DUDE WAS THERE ALREADY NO?!
IM GETTING LOST
SEBASTIAN AND MAYA
I SWEAR I MET SEBASTIAN BEFORE!

‘excited cat meme.’
‘excited minion meme.’

ain’t no way there’s a ‘meme’ like that
that’s not a meme darling💔💔
that’s just a stupid ass fuck gif that you’re generation is obsessed with💔
don’t tell me Ana would fold at the:
‘exercise? I thought you said extra fries.’
I would jump off a bridge at that point actually🥹

‘And the theme was Seven Deadly Sins.’

HAHAHAH
HOW FITTING INDEED AHAHAHHA

“Four.”

ALRIGHT I DO NOT BELIEVE SHIT HERE💀💀
HOW CAN A PERSON COME UNDONE FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN LIKE TEN MINUTES DUDE
WHAT THE FUCK
OR MAYBE EVEN LESS
LIKE AINT NO WAY
THATS SOME SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH

“Count it, count how many times you come for me, srce.”
“One.”
“Bend over and grab the rail.”

GUYS PLEASE CHILL🗣️🗣️
ITS WEEKEND GUYS🗣️🗣️
8th JUNE🗣️
COME ON🗣️

I swear someone downstairs is trying to get on the elevator so bad💔

“Four, we kissed four times.”
“Good. Because that’s how many times I’m going to fuck your brains put in this elevator, srce. I’m going to make you come so fucking hard you won’t remember your own name after, much less how often you’ve kissed another man.”

Vuk Markovic, by the law, take a step back🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

‘Black shirt, black pants, black buzz cut.’

oh my dear Ayana, no🧍‍♀️
not the buzz cut💔

“…like Edward fucking Cullen.”

LOL😭😭😭😭😭

‘He was awake.’
‘He hadn’t died because of me.’
‘He was awake.’


YAY!
JORDAN AND VUK ARE MY FAVORITE GAY COUPLE OF ANA HUANG😻😻
idk what’s my fav gay couple, probably Hualian (Hua Cheng and Xie Lian)

OH MY! I STILL HAVENT FINISHED READING IT
AREGGGGG
I mean-I do not want to finish it knowing what awaits💀
but I will have to💔

‘The world didn’t exist outside this room. D.C. was a distant memory.”

What happened to my C😭🙏
My C is fading away slowly but surely😭🙏
Did Thanos snap his fingers😭

“Markovic, still alive, I see. What a shame.”


alright man😻
if ya get brutally killed by Vuk in the upcoming ten minutes it’s definitely not his fault😻

“It’s Vuk, isn’t it?”

yeah☝️🤓
(hi guys im back, school’s got my ass🤓🤓)

“I’m saying, I want to call off our arrangement.”


WHAT
JORDAN
MY DEAR ARE YOU CRAZY
BUT HOW WILL YOU GET YOUR HERITAGE MY DEAR
MY DEAR JORDAN
PLEASE RECONSIDER

“It’s Jordan, he’s awake.”

AND WHEN I WALK IN, ALL THAT I WANNA HEAR
IS YOU SAY “DADDY’S HOME, HOME FOR ME.”
AND I KNOW YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS LOVIN’ ALL DAY🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

welcome back to the living my dear Jordan

‘He ruined me for other men.’


jokes on ya I don’t think he ever thought of giving you to other men☝️🤓

“Dex, good to see you again.”


who the fuck would name their son Dex😭🙏
That’s like Rex girl🙏🙏
🦖🦖🦖

jokes aside the beginning was fucking horrible but ever since the terrorist attack on that fucking bridge-I think it was kinda good?
I mean-I definitely won’t give it five or four star-but I think it’s a solid three
wasn’t so bad as I thought it to be

lol-imma not gonna fucking finish this book but writing kritická reflexe kind of counts as if reading this entire book-so imma count it in-cuz what I know the book ain’t gonna really change that much-aside from Marcus being able to defeat the government
so yeah, pretty much sums it up

alright imma be stuck on page 49 cuz I’m going out with my friend-ADIOS🗣️

‘Then it happened again. Twice.’

his dad kinda deserved it🤓

‘Believe it or not, my parents made me go to school the next day.’


ARE YOU DUMB💀💀💀💀
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK💀💀💀

‘This chapter is dedicated to Barnes and Noble.’


BITCH I NEED TO GO THERE SOMEDAY🗣️🗣️
😭😭😭😭
I really need to bro 💔
I was already in Waterstones☝️🤓
I just need to🤧

alright they’re seventeen🙏
currently sixteen and I know I won’t pull this shit up when i’ll turn sweet seventeen🙏

‘I was a prisoner of the United States of America.’


yo im getting lost now🤧

so what really is happening😭🙏

BITCH THEY FOR KIDDNAPED💀