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Who’s Johnny🧍‍♀️

‘Flying balls.’
this is hilarious 😭😭

I TOLD YA SHE WOULD GET HIT BY A BALL YA BITCHASS🗣️🗣️

‘Nothing changes.’
‘I was wrong though.’
‘Everything changed after that day.’
‘Everything.’

‘Cutting across the pitches was the logical thing to do.’


NO IT IS NOT SHANNON
oh my I fucking see it now😭
someone’s gonna hit you with a fucking ball my dear😭

‘Mam was pregnant again.’

THATS THE SIXTH CHILD
TO A FAMILY WHICH IS FINANCIALLY SO FUCKING LOW THAT ITS JUST DISAPPOINTING

‘Darren was gay and our father couldn’t cope with it.’


WHAT
COULDNT COPE WITH IT
OH JUST LET ME HAVE A CHAT WITH YO DAD🗣️
I WILL SHOW HIM JUST HOW TO COPE
MY PINKY PRINCESS DARREN WONT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR

‘When she fell pregnant with Darren at fifteen.’


what about abortion💔💔💔

I can barely drink water😭😭
shit hurts too much💔💔💔

I survived dentální hygiena
but at what cost💔💔💔💔

okey I barely began and I’m going to sleep since it’s 22:52 and I have ‘dentální hygiena’ tomorrow from 8:30🤧
PRAY FOR ME🗣️🗣️
ANYWAY ACTUALLY GUYS
TOMORROW IS 5.7 UPDATE IN GENSHIN
skirk is coming home😝
I’ve got around 240+ pulls, she and her signature MUST come home
I don’t accept ‘no’
ALSO!
THE LORE🗣️🗣️
my dearest, enjoy genshin 5.7 update
live laugh love lore

Shannon are you an asexual?
IM HAPPY😝😝

‘I had never been one to be fazed by boys or fads.’

Shannon my dear💔💔💔
It’s called ‘Boys of Tommen for a reason’💔💔💔

‘I was ridiculously small for my age.’

Y/N IS THAT YOU?!?!?!

‘It was January 10th 2005’

I wasn’t even born yet😭😭

‘some scenes in this book might be extremely upsetting.’


yo should i be like really fucking scared?

‘contains Irish dialogue and slang’

this book was a mistake💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

‘suitable for readers of 18+’
👮🏿👮🏿👮🏿STOP RIGHT THERE
IM INNOCENT🗣️🗣️🗣️

Eoghan: Owen

that’s definitely not it💔

name pronunciation?

we are so cooked guys🙏🙏

Bluey: porno movie

I have just expanded my vocabulary 😝

IT HAS A GLOSSARY?!
oh great heavens🙏😭
don’t tell me you actually use those…
is it even qualified as a ‘word’?
it’s just nonsense

Since I know absolutely nothing about this book, isn’t it even more exciting then? Haha
Then let’s get rolling🗣️

Our task: Binding 13

‘what do you know about this book?’
-like the storyline…?
‘yes exactly’
-haha…
-yeah…
-this may be the actual worst😍
‘worst…? Why’s that?’
-I know absolutely nothing about it🦭
‘nothing…haha…or wait…?’
-like absolutely nothing
‘are you for real?’
-yup, I only know that’s it’s probably sad and the numbers have a meaning
‘duh the numbers have a meaning you dumbass…’

‘Why did you choose this book?’
-ehm, I dunno, cuz my favorite book critics on Instagram like it…?
-I JUST WANNA SEE WHAT THE HYPE IS ABOUT!

also☝️🤓
the pages are off guys💔
I have the 2023 copy with around 760+ pages🧍‍♀️
I haven’t been able to find my copy here though😞

Hey guys!
We’re here!

Since then I will have nothing to read throughout the summer holidays.
I AM SPRRY VERY MUCH AND I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE REASON BEHIND MY ACTIONS.
I’ll come back to you my dear-wait for me

alright guys-here I must make a statement 💔
I will stop reading this for a while💔
since I bought a new book ‘Binding 13’
As for why?
I wish to finish THIS series with books from the UK
The ‘Boys of Tomnem’ or whatever series is the same here and there-and since at the end of a school year Luxor has 20% off
I think it would actually be reasonable?

WAIT HAHAHHAHA
HE GOT THE FLAVOR FOR THE FIRST GIN AND TONIC WRONG CUZ HE WAS STUNNED WITH ISABELLE HAHAHA
I LOVE THAT MAN SO MUCH HAHA

‘Not until it was too late.’

KAI FUCKING YOUNG🗣️🗣️🗣️