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Mrs. Bennet would totally love to draft responses to IG DMs that a guy sends her daughters (not that any of her daughters would show her the DMs but still)

back on my bullshit

his malapropisms make me want to pinch his cheeks but alas I can’t bc it’s fiction but also bc ghost

3.4999…

holy white supremacy… my god

Katniss Everdeen mention in my Greek myth book 💯

You know I read this one bc ppl say it’s complex and tackles deep themes like grief while dealing with a re-emerging romantic relationship but tbh it doesn’t? I’m glad they got an epilogue (beyond the “one month later” standard) but we’re missing a few things here:
- dealing with the loss of a parent wasn’t fully explored
- why TF did Riley take him back after Adam dogged him for years?
2.5 * rounded up

*sighs* NOT ENOUGH GROVELING!! also [redacted] is a shitty person.

I’m scared [redacted] won’t get his lashings y’all. Bc how do you dog your BFF turned fwb for YEARSSSS and then come back right after [redacted] and expect an “I’m sorry” to fix it all. I need some high level groveling + [redacted] to not fuck [redacted] or even entertain the idea of dating him.

So this is not set in the same universe as her other books?

I’m creating a headcanon where the Captain is actually ugly asf muahahaha

lowk I don’t gaf abt the MMCs lol. not really down for this insta love thing they have.

So the supposed antagonist tells MMC2 (closeted) that MMC1 (closeted and canoodling with MMC2) is “your precious vicar” and MMC2 doesn’t freak the fuck out?? Odd.

lol I’ve been in that bathroom at that restaurant. I didn’t see any ****** ******** though

4.25

The concept of selling your pre-war 3br/2ba apartment that you inherited to move to a 1br ground floor unit…. Lets hope they didn’t do that.
Anyways they’re cute and I hope they live long lives.

This so so unrealistic but obv it’s fiction so I can write that off tbh but I do get annoyed by the MMCs.

********** (((((

guyz I’m so confused about these timelines

gansey mpreg??

this song goes harddddd

lowk she bungled it in the end

BUZZZZZZZZ

CONFIRMED HANGOUT TIME WITH FRIENDS YAYYYY

so amazing reading this a second time through and getting to dig in more. seeing references to future events and getting to be like 😲 hehehe

oh noah my poor child :{

also i need to know demographics of Henrietta (population? how many primary schools?) to answer: why do blue and adam not know each other?

why do Brits decide to give minuscule parts of a village Proper Names?? so odd

Happy St. Mark’s Eve

4.25 stars