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I named 2 characters I liked in this book so of course one dies

What's the betting the venin are only vulnerable to the dragonglass daggers and oh so conveniently... lightning

Oh no my boyfriend is secretly been trying to save people at great danger and expense to himself and didn't tell me because my dickhead of a bff can steal my memories... Fuck off Violet, I hope Sgaeyl eats you

Someone's been reading a song of ice and fire...

The coolest thing about this book is probably the idea that with history erased and tampered with to suit the powers that be, the truth survives in fairytales

I love him so much... Immediately turns on him without question

Fucking hell she's pathetic. Get a grip girl, this is really not good for anyone and really fucking unattractive for him I'm sure

Well that's just a ridiculous attempt to drag shit out and I'm bored. Fuck them. Where are the dragons? There are not enough dragons in this fucking dragon book

Tairn is the only character I genuinely like (except for maybe Liam)

Vomit. Literal, actual vomit. In my mouth. Gross. I did not need to read that like ever

I'm actually super disappointed she didn't fry him to a pile of ash with sex, I had high hopes for a moment there

Hey kids PSA ya still gotta wear a condom even if you're on birth control ya idiots. No excuse for this Yarros

Define dressing gown for me? Because mines big, warm and fluffy and definitely doesn't have little black straps

Annoyingly convenient how they all just so happen to have exactly the right powers for the situation...

Keeping amber's name secret was pointless, it was too damn obvious with 0 other candidates. Weak

Actually hoping the dragons burn them all to death for shit talking them. They deserve it

All we hear is how weak she is yet she's able to do fucking monkey bars and pull herself up on a knife?

"Back of my dirty palm" awakens unforseen levels of linguistic anger in me

Could she have described that any worse? I think I get what she's doing to climb but the description is soooo poor

Someone's been watching how to train your dragon

Took a while to get over the writing, but it's very twilight in that it's so easy to read it just disappears, brain off, don't think, turn pages
Still fucking hate the idea of killing of your most talented instead of making them leave to be normal soldiers, just so pointless.
I just wanna go back to Temeraire now though for dragons, I miss how wonderful they are

Well someone's read shadow and bone

Kinda severely hating the language in this. Saying for the win in text just feels wrong

A riot of dragons sounds about right

Nobody should ever be allowed to write muscles in his chest and arms rippled. Immediate jail or be pushed off a high parapet if we wanna keep theme

Keep your armour on at all times? Eww stinky

Hair loses pigment as it grows??

Her back screams because of a 30lb pack?

Oh fuck she's one of those unrealistically clumsy girls. I regret this already

I dunno what to read, was given this. It's not Russian which is probably a good thing with my current tbr pile