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Marya Akhrosimova I've missed you

Googling portraits of the real life people in this: not recommended

Up until the last part I was underwhelmed by the war sections but that was a banger (possibly because Nikolay wasn't involved)

ANATOLE!!!!!!

Andrey is so confused about how he doesn't wanna die

Pierre riding onto the battlefield and not realising it's the battlefield is just so Pierre

Omg the shade! "If we can take time off from worshipping Napoleon's military genius" ... he was actually shit

Words can't express how little I want more Napoleon pov chapters

Andrey, Andrey, Andrey, for fucks sake you broken little arsehole

Every suspicious Dolokhov

I just happen to be here says Pierre the day before the biggest battle of the time

Tolstoy is getting really angry here about how accounts of the war are wrong lol

Pierre's omniscient and omnipotent head coachman

There are certain characters who just always make everything better and Denisov is one of them

Nikolay being half competent, this book really has jumped the shark now

Drinking game: take a shot every time Tolstoy calls Pierre fat or a Rostov does something stupid. Die of alcoholic liver before you finish the book

Pierre is allergic to being happy

Pierre is the most, just the most everything. If ever anyone asks a question about the most character ever please direct to Pierre. For fucks sake Pierre. Fucking Napoleon being the beast 666. Pierre! I can't. I love him so much. The fucking loser

Damn Pierre, your wonderful man

She took summer onesie in the thought that far from being better than everybody that, as she had one imagined, she was worse, much worse than anybody in the whole world

Rostov is at his most useless when he sees a pretty blue eyed man, just saying. Actually this might be the first time he's tolerable

Well that was dull. Give me Andrey's reaction to Napoleon yes, but I don't need seven chapters of him and a rando general

And that's half way! (I'm gonna say over as I'm not counting the second load of epilogues which sounds more like appendices)

Genuinely one of the most beautiful passages ever written

Yeah Marya D I'm fed up of Natasha too

He's so hurt, poor Andrey, like so so hurt

I love how Pierre takes his words back, growth, Anatole's not with it

Man of honour hahahaha

This chapter is perfection
"Amuse yourself with women like my wife" &
"Well I'm not too sure about that - and I don't want to be" Anatole you wonderfully terrible prat you

Braining you!