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i got so bored reading this i gave up i won’t lie to u

when do they start singing

take 2

deserved to be banned

i wonder if there is any smut

not quite what sure is going on w my choice of reading this year

the show absolutely wrecked me, let’s run it again

. another posthumous release but i have a bad taste in my mouth from the garden of eden 😭. i bought both the same day tho so here i am back again

oh no! not another!

it’s the only book at my parents house please have mercy

posthumous books r hit or miss. im hoping its a circles by mac miller kind of posthumous tho

bet u didn’t expect that out of me

writing style is a mix of cormac mccarthy and a fourth grader, i never know what to expect next

culturally relevant chip checking in

never met a steinbeck book i didn’t like ya hear

i dare cormac to write about a plot that’s not fucked. i also dare myself to even bother reading it if he did.

the good: this is probably the best enemies to lovers i’ve ever seen. if margaret mitchell had put graphic sex in here you ppl would be salivating.

the bad: it’s got me rooting for the confederacy rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i don’t know if maybe this is a hot take but this book feels genuinely racist. not cormac mccarthy throwing n bombs around racist but like legitimate, deep-rooted racism

it’s hard being so much better than y’all and always reading great books but somebody gotta do it

hate this writing style i’m sorry but i’ll stick with it

pretentious speed run

HEY THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY SAD I DIDNT SIGN JP FOR THIS

je ne m'arrêterai pas

i’m still here i’m not going anywhere

i think the problem here is that napoleon has never known the epic highs and lows of high school football

love triangles are so funny to me from back then.

well this man who is 30 years my senior just entered a contract with my father to marry me for half of my father’s land but; on the other hand, this slutty fella just touched my wrist once and looked into my eyes when he said my name. which one do i choose.

like cmon be serious

very cutesy very demure

can you imagine reading 500 pages of a book and not even being close to halfway done? i sure can’t

read it and weep kellen

wow never thought i would get an in depth description of a panic attack from tolstoy but here we are. y’all this book is good