Chipper’s Reviews > War and Peace > Status Update

HEY THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY SAD I DIDNT SIGN JP FOR THIS

i’m still here i’m not going anywhere

i think the problem here is that napoleon has never known the epic highs and lows of high school football

love triangles are so funny to me from back then.

well this man who is 30 years my senior just entered a contract with my father to marry me for half of my father’s land but; on the other hand, this slutty fella just touched my wrist once and looked into my eyes when he said my name. which one do i choose.

like cmon be serious

very cutesy very demure

can you imagine reading 500 pages of a book and not even being close to halfway done? i sure can’t

read it and weep kellen

wow never thought i would get an in depth description of a panic attack from tolstoy but here we are. y’all this book is good

16% jesus christ 😭😭😭😭