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Knowing that she was as annoyed with that debate as I was is so interesting, also the CNN guys comment was TOO real.

Ngl their emails REALLY remind me of Alex & Henry’s texts from RWRB. Idrk which came out first but I love what it brings the the story none the less.

Never liked that Martin bitch.

I’m not okay, that was not okay. Thetis redeemed herself.

AND FUCK THETIS’S BITCHASS TOO. HEARTLESS BITCH ONLY WORRIED ABOUT ACHILLES FAME AND FORTUNE RATHER THAN HIS LOVE AND EMOTIONS. JUST SAID YOUR CHILD MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD.

Just look at my last update…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FIRST TIME HES SLEPT SINCE PATROCLUS DIED ACHILLES HEARS PATROCLUS IN HIS SLEEP AND HE WAKES UP TO GREET HIM AND HES DEAD STILL. I CANT HANDLE THIS.


Also Hector died too easily.

WHAT THE FUCKKK WHAT IS THE TIMING OF ME READING “The last thing I think is: Achilles” AND VANISH INTO YOU STARTS PLAYING

I want to be mad at Achilles for how he’s acting but he’s right in a sense that Agamemnon shouldn’t have kept the priests daughter, angering Apollo thus causing the plague, but SHIT Achilles letting his anger control his every action and his stubbornness just PISS ME OFF. So happy Patroclus finally standing for BUSINESS for his girl Briseis (although talking about having child with her is weirding me out)!!

FUCK ACHILLES MOM, but I love that she is a messenger for what the gods are saying. One thing I hate is the ego Achilles is nurturing like wdym everyone looks the same and you shouldn’t care to know them individually?? I understand that he is the best one there but I worry he’s going to act irrationally. The way he doesn’t have as much of an ego with Patroclus is so endearing though.

1) I love that Patroclus kissed Achilles to show he didn’t want to harass the girl, icon.
2) That last mention of Hector has me worried for what’s to come. Achilles seems like he’s enjoying this but the more he brings out Patroclus the more I fear something bad is going to happen.

“I closed my eyes, felt his lips on mine, the only part of him still soft.” I CANTTTTT Patroclus just sent his lover to war and all he’s let to do it sit in their tent and wait. I CANTTTT DO THISSSD

I both hate and understand why they did that to the princess. I feel bad for Achilles but also he’s going to see and do a lot worse in Troy so like…..



Also I need to stop reading at 2 am I can’t put this book downnnn

“I will kill myself rather than miss it” RHOSBDOSBAKBFAIBXJAB

Ok THANK GOD not an arranged marriage. I’m so scared that Patroclus’s dad is going to force him to fight for Helen’s freedom.

Chiron the GOAT.

I’m scared for whatever Peleus has to announce. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ITS AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE I WILL RIOT

I honestly love that he got banished and Peleus has been a collector (awful word to use but I can’t think of another) of other banished or outcasted children.

Also I think Patroclus intrigues Achilles due to his reason for being banished being a total opposite to Patroclus’s genuine character.

Idk how to feel, I love that the main character is just out despite being a star soccer player but I’m only a little in this book so we’ll see

What a scary world that our world is worryingly close to being

It’s scary how real this book feels, especially after the pandemic and seeing the possibility that another lockdown could happen :/

I just knew someone had to have been fevered based on the way Candace reacted to the stalks, and how Bob was so persistent on their “old self” and “old lives” someone had to have been at least in the early stages.

I AM GOING TO CRY HARRY REALLY JUST REMOVED HUMSELF FROM HIS ONE CHANCE AT GETTING TO THE SCHOOL OF HIS DREAMS BECAUSE HE TRIED TO KEEP HAILEY HAPPY????? LIKE JUSTINS AN ASS BUT HAILELY REALLY SAID THAT HARRY WAS USING GRANT FOR LALIKE ???????

“YOU kissed me” NO GRANT YOU PULLED HIM CLOSE MAKING THE KISS SEEM NATURAL YOU ABSOLUTE ASS HAT

FUCK GRANT, SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE, FUCK GRANT. Anyways Logan is a walking W (not just saying this cause we share a name) i desperately hope Henry and Logan get together and Grant moves back to Cali with REGRETS for how he treated Henry

Ok, Harry is starting to realize he has a crush on Logan and THANK GOD because Logan cannot make it any more clear literally kicking his feet and squeezing his skateboard while talking to Harry

No shot they just kissed, like I get you broke up and are friends again BUT CMON. Also Hailey needs to get some space between her and Justin cause that won’t last