Lurm’s Reviews > The Song of Achilles > Status Update

I’m not okay, that was not okay. Thetis redeemed herself.

AND FUCK THETIS’S BITCHASS TOO. HEARTLESS BITCH ONLY WORRIED ABOUT ACHILLES FAME AND FORTUNE RATHER THAN HIS LOVE AND EMOTIONS. JUST SAID YOUR CHILD MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD.

Just look at my last update…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FIRST TIME HES SLEPT SINCE PATROCLUS DIED ACHILLES HEARS PATROCLUS IN HIS SLEEP AND HE WAKES UP TO GREET HIM AND HES DEAD STILL. I CANT HANDLE THIS.


Also Hector died too easily.

I want to be mad at Achilles for how he’s acting but he’s right in a sense that Agamemnon shouldn’t have kept the priests daughter, angering Apollo thus causing the plague, but SHIT Achilles letting his anger control his every action and his stubbornness just PISS ME OFF. So happy Patroclus finally standing for BUSINESS for his girl Briseis (although talking about having child with her is weirding me out)!!

FUCK ACHILLES MOM, but I love that she is a messenger for what the gods are saying. One thing I hate is the ego Achilles is nurturing like wdym everyone looks the same and you shouldn’t care to know them individually?? I understand that he is the best one there but I worry he’s going to act irrationally. The way he doesn’t have as much of an ego with Patroclus is so endearing though.

1) I love that Patroclus kissed Achilles to show he didn’t want to harass the girl, icon.
2) That last mention of Hector has me worried for what’s to come. Achilles seems like he’s enjoying this but the more he brings out Patroclus the more I fear something bad is going to happen.

“I closed my eyes, felt his lips on mine, the only part of him still soft.” I CANTTTTT Patroclus just sent his lover to war and all he’s let to do it sit in their tent and wait. I CANTTTT DO THISSSD

I both hate and understand why they did that to the princess. I feel bad for Achilles but also he’s going to see and do a lot worse in Troy so like…..



Also I need to stop reading at 2 am I can’t put this book downnnn

“I will kill myself rather than miss it” RHOSBDOSBAKBFAIBXJAB