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the chapters are insanely long

we glossed over the hysterectomy like what

when i put him at the top of my book bf list dont even act surprised

a win for small tiddy women everywhere

i live laugh love YOU

im crying

“Kai,” someone says, and we separate. “Are you ready to start?” ”

I KNKW WHATS COMING WHAT IF I CRY

GOD I LOVE HIM

“ How the hell did you get on a plane, anyway?” I ask.

“With your credit card.”

My mouth falls open. “You stole my credit card?” I gasp. “Oh my God. Harrison,” I scold him. “You are unbelievable.”

“No, I borrowed it. It was in Mom’s drawer.”

for some reason i think ima b a boy mom and have 3 little gremlins like these

HIM TELLING HIS BROTHER THE ENTIRE STORY IS EVEN FUNNIER

“I get a shiver as I picture the middle child, and I hate to admit it, but the violent oldest one seemed almost normal compared to that serial killer in the making.

I get a vision of him hanging the teddy bear. What the hell was that about?”

im cackling

he just pulled up to her house and fletcher fucked him up and now hes taking in her house why is this so funny

“His eyes come to mine as he cups my face. “I packed your scarf in my luggage.”

I smile softly.

“It’s nothing new. I’ve taken it on every trip I’ve been on . . . since we met.”

wait this is cute

im still at 34% everything just did a 180 this is one bug clusterfuck

i mean i wasnt going into for prose but

“Jameson Miles is my new drug.

And I am his crack whore.“ this is something else

literally everyone mind your BUSINESS when you see this but

is this the mc ?? JIM? WHO WOULD PICK JIM as an mmc name? JIM GUYS

“And we need to stop calling her our anything.”

All The Lies (Mindf*ck Series Book 4)

it is your girl boyyyy

she should j frame kyle as the scarlet slayer and be done w it as his ultimate punishment

“It confirmed what Lidia had long guessed. Why she had named Brannon after the oldest legends from her family’s bloodline: of a Fae King from another world, fire in his veins, who had created stags with the power of flame to be his sacred guards.”

broooooooooooooooo

“Thanatos scoffed. “You are no son of his.” He yanked off his war helmet, cradling it under an arm. “If anything, you are mine.”

wait is hunt actually my son

“Welcome, son,” said the Prince of the Pit.”

k gagged again

how does one even store all this info in their brain

“In all the darkness, in all the loneliness, you have been my one source of light,” he lamented as she began to come undone. “My soul will go to its grave with your name echoing in my mind.”

bro is laying it on thick

deja vuuuuuu

“Incredible,” Blackwell echoed. “The audacity of men worth less than dirt.”

real

the first time i find myself like okok trust the process

if this shapes up to be caraval bar for bar ill quit and read flame and shadow

IM FUCKING GAGGEDDDDDD GAGGED I TELL YOU

“ “I guess the locked door means already occupied, huh?”

“Please tell me they’re at least here legally,” Ruhn said quietly.
“Nope,” Flynn said cheerfully.
”

im laughing but i would actually crash tf out