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its 2 am and i am so into some wattpad hockey smutty romance, i feel at peace

why do the guys always have a den? how do they have such big houses? do dens actually exist? and why is the den always the vip area

THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE WORDS CAPTAIN PUCK PUSSY WERE IN FACT SAID

“You know your daddy’s cum spawn isn’t my type” this book could not have been written by an adult but like its keeping me entertained

Alright y’all its been a minute since i’ve read but im done with finals now and i need something easy and filthy let’s get it

Stephanie Garber is something man i can’t help but enjoy her books and creativity

second antacid? bro needs to shit

OKAY SO its kinda insta love? is it? idk it feels fast BUT i love it hehe

ummmmm im getting twisted games flashbacks

im too suspicious when they get together very soon

ok this is cute so far but hes sucking up to her almost too much

“Luka and I have had fights before. We once had a bickering fight in the drug store below his apartment, ”

babe he just told you he’s in love with you and you tried to tell him no you’re not… THATS NOT THE SAME AS ARGUING IN A DEPARTMENT STORE

i CANT with this book bye 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“And you thought sex was a part of that deal? You thought - what - that I’d fuck you and we’d go back to watching movies on the couch next week like nothing is different?”
“I had - um, I had kind of hoped so.”

thank you luka

“when the consequence free mindset we’ve both adopted vanishes, I’ll be able to fit myself back together just fine.”

first of all… this man is so in love with you, you’re actually stupid why do authors make fmc oblivious

second? why are u having sex w someone if u think they’re just there for a quick fck like if you really believe his intentions were to j b friends after then why are u fucking him!?!

talk ab underwhelming smut 😅

i cant believe im 75% done and evelyn JUST got here

“Something about being called a good door made my human legs feel weak and shaky. ”
??????

the door is a feminist… bye

“I was tense, at least as much as a slab of wood could be.”

this is so funny

him being a tree nymph makes it so funny as if trying to fill plot holes of a sentient door erotica is possible

this is so weird???????????

so what’s the nightmare doing while they fuck ?

in tears literal tears

omg Violet finally realized the second signet but ofc theres a battle first

oh and sawyer wanting to sign!?? i called that so long ago but its so cutee

“What?” she snaps.
“That trick you mentioned? You know, with the fingers?” A slow smile spreads across my face. “Thanks.”
Violet, i love you
holy shit that was something else????? cat replaces dain as the enemy

at the part where cat and violet spar and let me just say I WOULD KILL HER lollllllll but thats just me personally

“To which I will remind you that not a single dragon chose her. You were selected by two. Pull yourself together.”

Tairn is just the best

jack and not liam?????? fuck thattttt