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why are they older than boys of tommen but act younger than then like actually this is awful

apparently this book is supposed to make you violently sob? were putting it to the test

bros hit the self destruct button and is going full alphahole

getting ryans name in a heart tattooed on my ass because aofie molloy is an icon

shes pmo i get they weird and vampy but like girl youre embarrassing yourself in class

i dont trust regan why she being so nice for

so you’re telling me my little is reading ACOMAF, ryan/trini/sayra reading TOG, caro is reading binding 13 and im supposed to be content starting some mid ass random book (whatever it is, which its gonna be if its compared to these 3) while everyone else is experiencing peak?????!!!!!!!!! no

what now guys im empty

“I’ll grab you one for the road. Also, Summer told me to never go in that hot tub again. The fuck you been doing in there?”

HAHAHA

“You want it all, Willa? The house? The babies? The ranch?”

cade mf eaton

ITS TIMEEER

wait connor and ryke are so likeable.. yessss this is what i came for

“The more Lo pulls away, the more I turn to sex, the only thing I can reach for. It feels like he’s wedging a large space between us. ”

im pretty sure YOUre driving a wedge between you guys LILY

i couldnt be a psychologist because i would just tell the patient to be fucking for real (srry for my ignorance)

guys am i wasting my time ??? i hate lily girl put your willy away

i hate reading about addiction and yes i know i started a book series called addicted but im just here so i can read kiss the sky (i have reverse commitment issues)

“Obsessed with my wife.”

the words obsessed and my wife should not be said in the same sentence if you’re not isaiah rhodes period i dont PLAY about my man… unless im playing along iykyk (sorry i had to)

no because what i want is an mmc completely obsessed with the fmc and like even if theyre there at the end i need it now but ill keep giving it a chance because i know im being irrational

can i please get a will book

“That you’re ready for this next phase in your life. You’re going to thrive in it. And I couldn’t be prouder of the man you’ve become.”

“I think he’s in there cheering you on because you’re doing something really hard that’s gonna keep both of you safe.”

alright now STAWP before i cry

oh yeah im fucking w this

ITS LOSING ME HELP

ITS LOSING ME HELP

audiobooks are dangerous really enjoying this one

“Who knew stalking and games of deception were so much goddamn fun?
Uh, your dad? my brain helpfully supplied.”

hes so funny (obviously scary obviously)

shut upppp

AYO 😭😭😭😭