Peyton June > Recent Status Updates

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Im back on my “Jodi and Margaret are related via some secret baby” bullshit. I feel it in my BONES.

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SWEET SWEET VINDICATION there WAS a baby. Just not one that was left in Germany. Ugh I’m so good at being half right

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Jk no Nina Gerald baby OOPS

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I have theories.
1) “The Story” is a collection of excerpts from Alice’s book after this is all said and done
2) Jodi and Margaret are related. Mayhaps in the Gerald and Nina line of things (if there is a line. I theorize her 2 year hiatus was baby related). The ‘in and out of hospitals around the world’ makes me think it possible. Don’t laugh at me if you’ve read this already

Alice Scott, i see myself in you

This is infuriating. PLEASE just kiss and make up

GOODBYE i forgot she assigns songs to every big feeling/moment in her life like she’s scoring her biopic in real time. Me too girl, me too

I’m coming back for you, baby. I’m coming back for you! (it has been many moons since i put this down, but I’m not a quitter)

Giggling maniacally and violently kicking my feet. Having a time

Paedyn don’t piss me off. Why in the hell would you stuff honeybuns directly into your dirty pockets? You went there specifically to steal honey buns. PLEASE prepare for the mission

Goddamnit carrion ruined my theory

“What have i stolen?” His heart DUH

Mind speak ?? Mates confirmed

Oops above update and note was for this page MY BAD

A melancholy ache in the root of your soul when he’s not around, you say?? Fated mates trope, i say.

“This is Carrion fucking Swift” AHAHHAHA PLEASE

I swear if this girl stole his necklace I’m going to riot

Fisher being 1,733 years old is CRAZY

1. Okay so at first i thought Everlayne had a lil crush on Kingfisher and now i am dead certain they’re siblings so MY BAD.
2. I’m also dead certain Saeris is the Daianthus heir. I’ll be back when I’m right.

I’m just as confused as saeris is. What is up with this magic necklace

1. I don’t like hearing about Carrion’s bedroom prowess bc i know what carrion means and it’s an odd mental image
2. She just referred to the queen as “the eternal virgin”. I’m hollering

This is the best one so far, and i won’t be taking criticism. Talk to the wall

Not the fake dating to avoid seeing her ex that she got with by fake dating him and then real dating him.

Somebody said Fourth Wing is a pop song and this is an opera. I will be the judge of that

the only valid blonde man

I been waiting for this one. TURN IT UP

Girl if you’re not going to play nice with Warner, give him to me.

Ember, girl. You’re stressing me OUT

Bruh Seth is grossing me out. ICK ICK ICK. And i just KNOW Darcy is gonna get with her teacher at some point. My spidey senses are tingling

The guy who speaks in italics is giving me trust issues