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The Telmarine ruination of Narnia

Missionaries, Reindeer, and Hooch

And the duppy shot the shutter clup (Perkodhuskurunbarggruauyagokgorolayorgromgremmitghundhurthrumathunaradidillifaititillibumullunukkunun!) And they all drank free.

Intervention

Perfecting your backstory

History or nonsense?

Big Ears

The date is set

Sisyphus

"You can't imagine how much the world can change in six months"

Yes . . . yes I can!

Old Narnians vs New Narnians

"A bone, a pebble, a ramskin; chip them, chap them, cut them up allways; leave them to terracook in the muttheringpot: and Gutenmorg with his cromagnom charter, tintingfast and great primer must once for omniboss step rubrickredd out of the wordpress else there no virtue more in alcohoran."

'Merica!

Zombie tree

"The babbelers with their thangas vain have been (confusium hold them!) they were and went; thigging thugs were houhnhymn songtoms were and comely norgels were and pollyfool fiansees. Menn have thawed, clerks have surssurhummed , the blond has sought of the brine: Elsekiss thou may, mean Kerry piggy?"

Down with the sickness

Extra pushy

"I am a teenager"

SCU

"You've got good shoes . . . Those shoes'll take you a long way."

Death had come but had not killed

Totem

"Hney, hney, hney! (Bullsrag! Foul!) This is the seeboy, madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone: Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap! This is the Willingdone, bornstable ghentleman, tinders his maxbotch to the cursigan Shimar Shin. Basucker youstead!"

Quacky

Father Roche

TED Talk

"Dimb! He stotered from the latter. Damb! he was dud. Dumb! Mastabatoom, mastabadtomm, when a mon merries his lute is all long."

"Good feelings"

Ulterior conversion