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"Venuses were gigglibly temptatrix, vulcans guffawably eruptious, and the whole wives' world frockful of fickles."

Emma is so Clueless! 🤣🤣🤣 AS IF! (whatever!)

Skydiving dog

Airplane

"His braynes coolt parritch, his pelt nassy, his heart's adrone, his bluidstreams acrawl, his puff but a piff, his extremeties extremely so: Fengless, Pawmbroke, Chilblaimend and Baldowl. Humph is in his doge."

Unclean

The gorge

Shipwreck

Gyre

Ongoing struggles

"it's as simple as A. B. C. the two mixers, we mean, with their cherrybum chappy (for he is simply shamming dippy) if they all were afloat in a dreamlifeboat, hugging two by two in his zoo-doo-you-doo, a tofftoff for thee, missymissy for me and howcameyou-e'enso for Farber, in his tippy, upindown dippy, tiptoptippy canoodle, can you? Finny."

It's Benchley, so of course there are sharks!

Cannery

Sim card

Row your boat

Aftermath

Salmon

Confession and forgiveness

Messengers

Dig

Anyone else only able to see about 5 updates in your feed today?

"Golforgilhisjurylegs!"

Yoko Ono

Combat medics

Holland Tunnel

Shady governing of Alaska for profit

"Sorer of the kreeksmen, would not thore be old high gothsprogue!"

Belief in guilt dies hard

Aslan's How

"You need to feel bad to make good art"