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Peace conference

"(whose verdhure's yellowed therever Phaiton parks his car while its tamelised tay is drame of Drainophilias)"

Absinthe

The bridge

Ripe for harvest

Harvard Lampoon

"Push things around until you see the glistening white of the joint"

"It was too too bad to be falling out about her kindness and the shape of OOOOOOOO Ourang's time. Well, all right, Lelly. And shakeahand. And schenkusmore. For Craig sake. Be it suck."

The Frog, The Monkey, and The Elk

The dancing trees

Apologies and forgiveness

So much illness

Palmer Station

"You and your gift of your gift of your garbage abaht our Farvver! and gaingridando: Hon! Verg! Nau! Putor! Skam! Schams! Shames!"

London and the cashless bank

I told you so

Iditarod

Clever . . . or at least moderately clever . . .

Denali

"Such as turly pearced our really's that he might, that he might never, that he might never that night? Treely and rurally. Bladyughfoulmoecklenburgwhurawhorascortastrumpapornanennykocksapastippatappatupperstrippuckputtanach, eh? You have it alright."

Who knew the Post Office could be so exciting!?

Arctic education

The big 8

Seasick

Flashlight

The patch

"being praisegood thankfully for the wrathbereaved ringdove and the fearstung boaconstrictor and all the more right jollywell pleased"

Brexit

World War II

Roast pork