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Twilight shouldn't be about love triangle. Edward vs. Jacob. It should be Edward (vampire, part of Cullens family) with Jacob's personality.

Depressed vampires - what a concept.

Edward: I hate this life because I didn't choose it.
Also Edward: You're not making this choice, that's not an option! I'm making this choice for you and you're not gonna do anything about it!

For someone who has a century long experience of reading people's minds he is incredibly dumb when it comes to READING PEOPLE (without his superpower).

Being in Edward's head is almost as bad as being in mine.

You have no idea how much I despise Edward and how much he's getting on my nerves.

Fighting Alice's visions... Stupid moron.

I take back everything positive I said about Bella. Her favourite candy is black licorice.
I feel betrayed.

As much as I hate Edward in this book, I'm so happy Emmett and Alice have much more space than in any other book. They deserve it.
However, Jasper is somehow overlooked. He's only personality trait is his need to protect Alice at all cost. But so far that's basically the only thing about him.

I've never understood why everyone disliked Bella so much. Fine, she's not the most exciting character in the history of literature, but she's still quite interesting and relatable in some parts.
Edward is a moron, not her.

Edward is one of the most annoying narrators of all time.

Okay, I've never realised how creepy Edward actually is until I'm in his head. I thought that his creepyness is like 10/10. But no, it's 100/10.
I'm kinda freaking out and missing Bella's calm, boring mind.
(Tho I really enjoy more Emmett and Alice.)

Edward. Brought. Oil. To. Grease. Her. Window.
So he can sneak into her room quietly.
This is one of the creepiest things I've ever heard.

This book has one big flaw - Edward. I was to busy being excited about this book to realise that it just means him feeling sorry for himself and making decisions for Bella, stubbornly thinking only he knows what's best for her.

Ffs, his annoying morals.

It's actually really interesting to see Bella through Edward's eyes.

Well, this is shocking. Why tf Edward have never mentioned it?! I read all of those books so many times and suddenly I learn such a surprising detail.

Emmett is still my favourite, love him so much 🖤

I was hoping for more detailed description of his time in Denali.

Omg, I'm already in love. Mostly because I'm learning more about every other character. I mean, seeing everyone's thoughts is fascinating.

I think I haven't been this existed about any book release since The Cursed child (and that was dissapointing). I was waiting for this book for about 10 years and I can't believe my wait is over. Altho this is the 3rd Twilight version I'm reading this week. Oops.

(Somehow I still made a mistake and was convinced it comes out tomorrow 🤦🏻‍♀️)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

Besides the obvious things about visions Alice/Archie have and why it would be impossible for Bella/Beau to run away from them that I mentioned while reading Twilight, there's also absolutely no way they wouldn't hear James/Jess voice through the phone when they had perfect hearing.

Oh wow, this book actually adds some details to the original story. Mostly about Alice (Archie) atm. Like it took her 28 years since her first vision about Jasper to actually find him.
I'm excited to learn more about her, her story was awfully ignored in thr original series.

Beau is super adorable.

Okay, but this is much funnier than Twilight. I actually laughed out loud few times.

I really prefere Edythe to Edward.

Okay, but I absolutely LOVE this Port Angeles chapter because it's the first one that's almost completely changed. 😍

Female werewolves. Cool.

I kinda want to see Breaking dawn reimagined with Beau and Edythe. Because I'm dying to know what would Stephenie do about that whole pregnancy storyline.