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For the first time (when it comes to Agatha's books) I have a decent theory about what actually happened and I'm very curious if I'm right. At least partially.
(Altho usually I read the whole book on one sitting, so I don't have time to think about it too much.)

Rozhodla som sa, že dnes nepôjdem spať kým nedočítam túto knihu, čo znamená, že ma pred spaním čaká záchvat plaču. Veľmi príjemné výhliadky, ale aj tak ma to neprinúti odložiť knihu na neskôr.

Oh, tak neznášam Geku!

Táto je veru moja najmenej obľúbená zo série, ale stále je skvelá.

Toto je najlepší fantasy príbeh po Harrym Potterovi a nikto ma nepresvedčí o opaku. Túto sériu absolútne zbožňujem už od základky.

(Chápete, že v marci to bolo 10 rokov, čo to vyšlo?! Doteraz si pamätám ako som to videla vo Fragment katalógu, vyzeralo to fajn a keď som šla o pár dní na to do knižnice, tak to tam bolo úplne nové, mala som to požičané ako prvá. A potom som si to kúpila a čítala aspoň 10x.) 🖤

I've never knew Rhodes was an Italian island for 30 years!

Who tf added this book like this? This is not The Thirteen problems book! It has 9 short stories from that book, but also 8 different ones - and not all of them with Miss Marple!
Anyway, I've already read Thirteen problems, so now I'm reading only the second part of the book.

This is the creepiest shit ever.

Asi nie je najlepší nápad to čítať takto v noci. Už aj tak je po jednej v noci, čiže už aj tak dosť neskoro.

Začína to byť creepy af.

To najdesivejšie na tejto knihe je zatiaľ úrad práce, nezamestnanosť a ako dopadnú mnohí vysokoškoláci s titulmi.

So, that stupid child just tortured poor bull.

Recipe #1

This one is rock solid. The most reliable cheese recipe I know of. A little expensive, but if you can afford this fancy "book" than you can afford this. Order a large extra-cheese pizza. Ask them to hold the dough and the sauce. Boom. You just made cheese.

When considering marriage you need to ask yourself this question: "Am I totally high on crack?" If the answer is no, then the next question you should ask yourself is "Why, if I'm not totally high on crack, am I even thinking about getting married?"

Other people's children are disgusting shit-monsters

by Dee

So, I just watched movie adaptation with my dad. I've never seen him so angry about any movie. He LOVES this series and I was listening to 30 minutes long monologue how wrong that movie was.

As I read it 8 years ago, I don't remember much, so I couldn't compare and I think that movie was fine. Not great, but fine.
But apparently, it's time to re-read the series. Altho I just finished HP and wanted to read new books

Mládí! Žádnemu z nás není víc než dvacet. Ale mládí? Tomu je už dávno. Jsme staří lidé.

Why didn't she killed Percy? He was standing right next to him!

Killing Fred is the cruelest thing ever. The only scene in Harry Potter that really makes me cry.

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this book, it's my second favourite.
And I love Minerva McGonagall, she's a such an amazing woman!

Oh, that scene with Lupin from the Shell cottage happened in the April. Battle of Hogwarts happened 2nd May. That means little Ted Tonks was literally few days old when both of his parents died, which is heartbreaking. For both, him and them. 😭😭

Dobby 😭😭😭😭😭

Ron - don't say his name, it's a taboo, that's how they found us in Tottenham court road.
Harry - VOLDEMORT!

Also Harry - *surprised they were cought*

I love Harry, but sometimes he's incredibly stupid. And sure, they'll find out where another horcrux is because of this and they saved Luna, but it's also a reason why Dobby died.

"The fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snapr confronted with shampoo."

Oh, Fred 😭😭😭

I don't get why they won't leave UK. They can apparate anywhere in the world - they would be so much safer, if they went to Tahiti or something. They had no idea where other horcruxes are and being far away would be so much safer, plus they could have more comfort.

When I read this series for the first few times, I was younger than Harry when he went to Hogwarts.
Now I'm older than Lily and James when they died. Don't know what's sadder - that I'm getting older or that they won't.

Also, Fred just said: "When I get married..." and my heart broke again. 😭😭

So, I just realised Harry is a criminal because he's never passed an apparition test that was essential if any witch or wizard wanted to use this way of transportation.

(Ron is probably in the same position as he didn't pass the test and he was suppossed to do it again with Harry.)

Dumbledore: Horcruxes contain the darkest magic there is, it has literally a part of Voldemort soul. I know, you're just 17, Harry, but you need to find them, destroy them and kill Voldemort. Noone else can do it. No pressure.

Also Dumbledore: I think he has it too easy, so I won't tell him how to destroy them, he needs some challenge. Such a brilliant idea!

Rip Mad-Eye.