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I just realised why I'm bored. I'm almost 50 pages in and there's no murder yet. 😭 I want my murder!

"Pobozkal som Katrinu."
"Na pery?"
"Nie, ty debil, na zvierač jej očnej zreničky."

😂😂😂

Omg, I want 500 dollars per week too.

Chápem, že som len na začiatku, ale zatiaľ sa mi to páči. Až na Hassana, ten mi hrozne lezie na nervy.

'Nikdy nerob postojačky nič, čo môžeš poľahky robiť poležiačky.'

Moje životné motto.

Okej, možno je lepšie niektoré knihy nečítať druhýkrát, aspoň si nepokazíte dojem z knihy.

Tento rok som prečítala 42 kníh, z toho 17 boli re-readingy.
Takže ehm... Osemnásta kniha na re-reading?

Maybe I do feel slightly bad for Jeff.

He's the cutest and sweetest 🖤

Fine, I'm totally into it and I love them.

My poor thing.

Dax reminds me of Caleb from Pretty little liars. And I loved Caleb.

I like Dax, but she is annoying.

So, this is like a more extreme version of The breakfast club.

Celkom sa obávam, čo bude ďalej, mám tušenie, že to nebude nič príjemné.

Nuž, keď som sa do tohoto púšťala, tak som vôbec netušila, že ma čaká lekcia histórie o komunizme aj križiackých výpravách. 😱

Začína to byť trochu mätúce.

Život bez Google musel byť ťažký.

This makes me sick.

Ja... Fakt som nemala šajnu, aké hrozné to tu bolo za minulého režimu.

"Jedno vám poviem, v živote som nejednal s takými drbnutými ľuďmi..."
"A dnes?"
"Ani dnes! Vy ste oproti nim..."
"No dovoľte! Myslel som, čo sa stalo dnes!"

😂😂😂

I'm really enjoying relationship between George and Lennie - their friendship is very pure and there's a lot of love.
But story itself isn't interesting at all.

Nikdy som nebola veľmi horský (či lesný) človek a po týchto knihách to vidím tak, že ani nikdy nebudem. Načo ich vôbec čítam?! Najprv Trhlina, teraz toto. 🤦🏻‍♀️

This is the first time I realised I feel bad for Aro, who saw every single thought Edward have ever had. Twice.

Do vampires hair get messy when they run? O.o

Even tho Rosalie pisses me off almost as much as Edward does, she's right. He does endanger their family FOR NO REASON.

I feel so bad for Charlie.

Listen to Alice, you dickhead! Listen to the voice of reason for a change!

(Clearly he won't and we all know it but damn, this is so frustrating!)

I'm actually offended how overlooked Jasper is in Twilight. We didn't even know how much help he was. He's finally getting some justice.

'He eyed Bella with interest. It was one thing to be around humans while visiting in their world, but something else entirely to have one visit ours. It was exciting. And a human who was, to his mind, more or less one of us now. He has only positive experiences with adding to the family. He was eager to include Bella as well.'

Awww, Emmett 😍🖤 he's so wonderful and pure. 🖤