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Damnnn Monty’s kind of a little bitch
THE KISS THOUGH????
THAT HAD NO RIGHT TO BE THAT HOT

I randomly picked this up last night when I was DELIRIOUS and I love it already
Felicity reading smut at the table is so me 😭

RHYYYY STOP PUSHING HIM AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
and the scene⁉️⁉️
SCREAMING AND CRYING

what is going on 😭😭
IF LUC DIES IM KILLING MYSELF

the amount of times all the main characters in this book have “died” 😭
ALUCARD IS MY FAVORITE
OFFICIALLY

OH MY GODS?????????
RHY ANG ALUCARD????????????????
SCREAMING.

I CANT WITH ALUCARD HES SO MMMM

Alucard though 😻😻

ACTUALLY SCREAMING LILA IS SO GODDAMN HOT I CANT DO IT

SKKDJXJXKEJCIDIDJJDD

STOP WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HOT

I have no idea what compelled me to get this FROM THE SCHOOL LIBRARY
maybe it’s cause I’ve read literally everything else or maybe it’s cause the main character’s name is Nora
But SO FAR it’s literally just twilight but with fallen angels instead of vampires 😭

OH MY GODS????
SOBBING
1) I LOVE SILAS SO MUCH I ACTUALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT
2) NATHANIEL IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL 😭😭

THEY KEEP GETTING YUMMIER AND YUMMIER I LITERALLY CANNOT

THEYRE ALL SO YUMMY WHAT THE FUCK
and why is Silas named Silas
It’s awfully scary to be this attracted to someone with your 9 year old brother’s name

I want a ominous shadow father 😖
Olivia’s giving asexual lesbian⁉️

Okay I love Death he’s my favorite EVER but Fate…
Fate 😩

I-
Okay.
Okay death and signa um
Go ahead and fuck in the stables
Sure
Im not complaining

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NONONONONONONONO
HAVE IT BE BLYTHE OR SOMETHING
P L E A S E

looks like Blythe isn’t a lesbian 😖😖

I already hate it
AND THE WATTPAD DIDNT HELP 😭

GODDAMN I forgot how much I love this boom
AND THE COVER’S SO PRETTY

IM S C R E A M I N G
THAT WAS SO GOOD 😩😩

I CANT DO THIS I LOVE DEATH SO MUCH AAAAAHAHHGKSNSHZJSJS

DEATH IM SCREAMING 😻😻

I can’t with her name 😭
SIGNA??
That is ONE LETTER away from CATASTROPHE
but death
d e a t h 😩

HELP ME IM SOBBING

I NEED TO STOP
I KNOW BETTER THAN TO READ ALICE OSEMAN BOOKS IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL BUT YESTERDAY I ALMOST HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN THE MIDDE OF SOCIAL STUDIES 😭

HAKSJSUISJDHSJDJDJXJDJD

ugh you see THIS is what I love about Alice Oseman
She can write AMAZING HEARTFELT stories WITHOUT ANY ROMANCE???? AND STILL HAVE IT BE JUST AS IMPACTFUL????
that’s incredible